“Inspired by the cities academic and archival collections.” Shame BBs grammar wasn’t inspired by the aforementioned.
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Such a perfectionist...
Genius move to host an influencer #giftedstay somewhere you're not allowed to take photos
Look, I'm unfortunately naturally short, bow legged and I do *everything I can* to appear less so and draw attention away from it. I'm just perplexed at the horseshoe shape of trouser, I can't take it seriously!
what a cramped room 
you can tell she furnishes it mainly for the aesthetically pleasing close-up shots of individual things but as soon as she post the entire thing, it looks confined
you can tell she furnishes it mainly for the aesthetically pleasing close-up shots of individual things but as soon as she post the entire thing, it looks confined
I thought exactly the same!what a cramped room
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these trousers are really not the one. They look terrible.
it really surprised me bc you look at the curated pics and it makes you think (if you aren't on tattle lol) she knows how to design a place and then see it actually looks like your hoarder aunt's flat
kinda the same thing when you see brittany wearing her clothes in someone else's picturesHoarder aunt's flat is exactly what I thought too 
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And yet so utterly joyless and unimaginative at the same time, just like its owner. This is what happens when you 'source pieces' and 'curate your space' rather than go with your own personal taste.
.And yet so utterly joyless and unimaginative at the same time, just like its owner. This is what happens when you 'source pieces' and 'curate your space' rather than go with your own personal taste.
Yes, that room is very hodgepodge lodge, lol. She does not have an eye for interiors. And the white couch is devoid of personality. That said, to be fair, they are just starting to figure it out. An ottoman in white will be much better than the flintstone table, which will help simplify.
I laugh about all the Noguchi lamps. When she got the big one, she called it "the Japanese lamp" and had no idea Noguchi was a Japanese American from Queens. It was all just her being trendy. It's so typical of her and most influencers: one week, they don't know how to pronounce something, and the next week, they say, "I've always loved this before anyone." Hahahahahaha.
That bathroom is not getting any better. Especially with the off-white wall. If you go terracotta red, make the whole thing bold. Then, when the tile is all janky at the edges, it won't look so bad. I don't get why you would put a parquet floor in a bathroom, either. I guess we all make mistakes.
I laugh about all the Noguchi lamps. When she got the big one, she called it "the Japanese lamp" and had no idea Noguchi was a Japanese American from Queens. It was all just her being trendy. It's so typical of her and most influencers: one week, they don't know how to pronounce something, and the next week, they say, "I've always loved this before anyone." Hahahahahaha.
That bathroom is not getting any better. Especially with the off-white wall. If you go terracotta red, make the whole thing bold. Then, when the tile is all janky at the edges, it won't look so bad. I don't get why you would put a parquet floor in a bathroom, either. I guess we all make mistakes.
has anyone watched Fifteen-Love? The main actress Ella Lily Hyland reminds me so much of BB. It is an uncanny similarity. Anyway BB is a great actress haha.
This is such a typical influencer thing to do, to claim to, let's say... always have been so self conscious of your teeth and wanting to have them straightened, but not so badly that you couldn't wait for a paid partnership to present itself rather than reach into your own pocket. Seems the influencer lifestyle is no longer giving her the ick, and who cares about integrity when you can save yourself a few grand and get free braces. I just feel so cynical and done with the whole influencer charade tbh.
I remember saying before she reminded me of Gayle Platt.
I still stand by it
I still stand by it
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I just can't take her seriously anymore, it's too much, the earnestness and superiority complex, the serious faux intellectual and arty image. She's like a caricature of a hipster influencer. Gail Platt reviews the reading list of Richard and Judy's book club.
Um. She says she hates the look of toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathroom (and uses a vase to put them both in), but didn't add install any storage in the bathroom. No medicine cabinet, just a flat mirror above the sink #bblogic
she sounds insufferable lol, all this effort to look mysterious and intellectual and not like the other influencers and she ends up acting like lily pebbles
Someone needs to gift this poor woman some aesthetically pleasing toothbrushes now!!
Farfetch to the rescue, they must be able to deliver a nice oversized pair?
Farfetch to the rescue, they must be able to deliver a nice oversized pair?
quick, somebody invent tailored toothbrushes that can be worn as an accessory to show off how stylish you are!
I remember you saying it too! And the pictures.
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P.S. (unrelated) Her taste in pottery is dire.
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P.S. (unburned candle obsession related)
That Diptyque candle (ugly 4-pronged thingy on the unglazed white Diptyque platter with their oval branding) is $540.
I kid you not.
It burns for 15 hours into an unsightly tangle of white wax that cannot be removed from the flat piece of flowerpot-grade clay that can serve no other purpose.
I hope it was gifted. Tailor-made for gullible gluttons.
34 boulevard Saint Germain - Scented wax centerpiece | Diptyque Paris
Resplendent on its ceramic platter, this moulded wax object presides over the dinner table. Its clean, refined design includes four
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