Bradley Simmonds #2 Washes his face with Guinness, rubs some Spam into it, then lets it bake in the sun

[Trixipaws]

For anyone who also follows the trainwreck of all trainwrecks that is Shiv O'Hagan...Bradders and Dirat (and Olima) in the same picture just made my overies explode in disgust. Oh my god it's the holy trinity of mysoginy.

 

[Callan]

Or like he's struggling to drop a smelly poo.

Yeah out of his mouth per usual lol, thanks for the laugh

 

[kale-supremacist]

Can't wait for him to come out with tren/ sponsored content. Some alpha male only stack where people cycle clen, dry scoop minoxidil and give themselves ED at 40. It will truly be his golden age, since men don't hit the wall (lmao, you do dumbass).

 

[Maladyabound]

Had to double take at Zanna's old face there!!

 

[Pilatesgirl]

Why is he wearing a glucose monitor???

 

[oshare]

Who’s joining Forky for a run then?

 

[Opinionated]

Does he still have the dog? I remember him moving into the flash pad without a garden thinking that’s not suitable for a dog maybe he’ll get rid now?

 

[Pilatesgirl]

On his latest reel about cellulite and how to minimise it. Such a dickhead honestly

Maybe he should speak to Connie then as she is always going on about being happy in your own skin etc, etc. He could take her on as his Life Coach, he might stick to her program longer than she stuck to his.

 

[Nitfey]

His face is legit deep fried Spam on a stick.

He looks like polish kabanos

 

[Callan]

No title suggestions, so this one is thanks to @Callan's wonderful comment
(I had to shorten your comment a bit in order for it to fit! Hope that's okay )

Get it done, everybody!

Ahh so flattered, thank you! I was like where's my Bradders thread, then realized that 2nd one was started so that why it wasn't linking to my read threads.

 

[Callan]

Bradley is the president of the Cocky and Dumb Butterface Fitness Influencer Club

Ahaahah omggg that was amazing, made me laugh like crazy

 

[Callan]

Trouble is he won’t be allowed to workout for a while. Don’t know how he’ll live!

This guy would probably go back to hating himself if he lost his six pack.

 

[Callan]

Thats kinda cute but also sorta bland, just like the thing that ties them all together, Nimbobs

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Had to double take at Zanna's old face there!!

I actually hadn’t realised who it was

 

[337783822929393]

His sister will be signing up to this no doubt and adding another non qualification to her cv
Is that woman promoting it an actual registered dietician, or just using the title
Also assume Em the nutritionist has given him the heave….man can’t even keep a Chelsea blonde in a professional level

She is an actually an actual NHS dietician unfortunately.

I noticied Emthenutritionist has a degree but she isn’t actually on the register for nutritionists in the UK which is so weird. She has her own thread here.

https://tattle.life/threads/emily-english-emthenutritionist.38546/

 

[kaaa2]

I’m glad that, in the PT and fitness world, there’s a change in narrative around women’s bodies. For example, this ad from a PT who is basically saying, it just not might be healthy for you to have a totally flat stomach. And that’s OK.

it’s so refreshing to hear. Guys like bradders will tell you it’s possible you just need to set goals and Be CoNsIsTeNt (at starving yourself) while he eats steak every day for the protein, and insisting its healthy and he knows best.

for me (and I suspect a lot of others) having a totally flat stomach means being dangerously low on body fat. It means not being able to menstruate. I’ve been there, done that. I wish Bradley would stop insisting it’s a valid goal. For most people, it just isn’t.

‘I work with a pretty sick group of woman’ unwell or cool?

 

[Lionsden]

‘I work with a pretty sick group of woman’ unwell or cool?

These women must be sick fucks if they want to train with him.

 

[oshare]

Don’t recall, and if so, would explain a lot.

I think he mentioned it in a Q&A but I'm too tired to look for it now. Maybe some other Tattler can confirm/deny?

EDIT: Oh I found it already, I was right he did mention it in a Q&A. You can find it here: https://tattle.life/threads/bradley...n-lets-it-bake-in-the-sun.39448/post-15989529

 

[Pilatesgirl]

And is that Alice Liveing on the left??

Also, a bit of baby man spread going on there; a sign of things to come!

Yep Zanna, Bradley and Alice all in their early 'careers'

 

[kale-supremacist]

I mean, not to defend Bradley, but it's its own prerogative to not want to date a sex worker.