Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!

[GiveMeFreebies]

Give them a yogurt and some fruit or even some ice cream like a normal person you fucking cockwomble.

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Won’t pay for swimming lessons as they are too Spenny but will pay £6 for a couple of snacks. Make it make sense.

 

[geordiegirl]

Thanks to @FatherJackHackett for the shiny new thread title!

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Boss_Mummy_Sale #26 You've cat piss on your face, you big disgrace, dragging your kids all over the place!

Thread title to the tune of We Will Rock You :) Thanks to @Feeiona for the new thread title! New year, new thread title for our BM!

tattle.life

Roundup:

Couldn't make it through Jan without a drink
Q still ill all of the time conveniently when Scotty is away
Still drinking
Still a t**t

Keep tattling!

 

[cill2019]

That dress is not a “evening meeting husbands work colleagues” dress
Hoiking it up to show off her legs and honest to god can she not go a car ride without a drink she’s got serious issues

 

[ohdoris]

The absolute audacity of her calling herself Boss Mummy when she is in fact bare minimum Mummy !!

 

[Fakeface]

She must absolutely drive everyone mad at that boot camp. All she does is moan, film’s people who probably don’t want to be filmed, whist they’re working hard and she’s just stood like a tit with her phone in her hand!
if I was ‘marky boy’ I’d tell her to do one

 

[cill2019]

Is the funny story in the room with us?
suppose you had to be there

 

[justwatching4fun]

That dress is not a “evening meeting husbands work colleagues” dress
Hoiking it up to show off her legs and honest to god can she not go a car ride without a drink she’s got serious issues

It’s such a casual dress. Yet she wore it to a wedding reception and to an evening work do! No hun. Get yourself a LBD where it’s classic and classy. But then you wouldn’t know what that is!

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Oooo the weather is getting warmer wonder if she will embrace the ugly air con in the attic and admit it was the only good purchase of the Reno

 

[Poppetta83]

Oh god if it’s is… she’ll be going on like she does with gramps… saying the last time she saw her, etc etc

“She left me her bog brush that’s been in the family for years. I will treasure it ”

 

[justwatching4fun]

Costco’s new offers came out today

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Someone here works at Costco HQ !!! Well done tattler !

 

[ohdoris]

WHY DONT THEY EVER EAT WITH THEIR KIDS. Absolutely tragic.

Awful isn’t it? SNH refuses to eat with them. She posted a video ages ago where she had made a Lasagne, the disgust & tone in his voice “urgh are we eating with them” and obvs BM was all starry eyed eyed “of course not, we’ll reheat & eat later” She commented on Qs table manners yesterday, if they sat & ate with him instead of shoving him in front of the iPad, his table manners would improve.

Very Henry 8th vibes from Hairy Shite Scott.

 

[Hereforthecomments2019]

That hair is bloody awful!!! In fact it looks like a very cheap wig

 

[ohdoris]

I bet she’s not mentioned, or given one thought to Rob Burrow throughout his illness. She is such a grief thief.

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Just call it a fucking snack box you massive twat

Just what their teeth need after cans of coke more crap and refined sugar

 

[Esme]

Go on Maurice. It’s all fresh and new

 

[Paige7]

Interesting timing…. Her brother and sister in law are having another baby……jealous of the attention porgie?

I find it very telling that she has only liked her SIL’s pic no gushy comment telling everyone how she’s so glad the secrets out now and she’s known for ages etc etc like there would have been on one of her mates!

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Aging like a fine wine?! Looks younger every year?! Hilarious!!!

 

[MrsA1234]

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40 quid for those ghastly shoes?! Yet swimming lessons are too spenny

 

[Sassyg]

This makes me so sad

 

[FatherJackHackett]

Why does she feel the need to mention she gave birth without an epidural and just on gas and air 8 years later? Millions of women throughout the world give birth with no pain relief whatsoever FFS!

I had 2 paracetamol with my first baby and an epidural, gas and air and alllllll of the drugs they could give me with my second. Both babies here safely and that's all you ever want, it matters not a jot what you did or didn't take to get through labour and delivering them.