Arise Lord Maurice - that furball/sick patch is a beaut! Well timed to fully sit and soak in for a decent amount of time before she noticed 
Boss_mummy_sale #27 You write like you're 14, drink like you're 20, and dress like you're 80!
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@Blimey O'Riley i love your username! I often say that saying and my husband, kids, friends and workmates look at me with a bemused look!
I say it too! My husband is a Reilly.
Arise Lord Maurice - that furball/sick patch is a beaut! Well timed to fully sit and soak in for a decent amount of time before she noticed
Honestly love Maurice
I think that April hair woman is a tattler too 
Her hair looks bloody awful.
Her hair looks bloody awful.
Well it’s a good thing she never has time to herself and was at home in time to quickly clean it up…. Oh wait…..
We need to do a collection, get a doorstop delivery for Maurice as a thank you.
Oh that is a brilliant idea. Can our friendly neighbour of BM leave a cat food pouch on her doorstep?
Can one of you non culled cunts share what Booze mummy is upto this weekend please?
Without even looking at her IG it’ll be
Drinking
Moaning about no time to herself
Drinking
Scrunching her nose up
Drinking
Using a stupid filter
Drinking
Moaning about the cat shitting everywhere
Drinking
Seeing the besties
Drinking
Putting some fridge leftovers together and calling it epic
And some more drinking
Ding ding ding - late night for the kids and drinking aka family date night
I don’t understand taking them out on a Friday night… by the time Friday comes, we are all shattered and we all want a cosy night in and an early night… my LB included. How does she have the energy…
Family date night makes me cringe my skin off. Is it not just going out ?!
How about you must stop walking around indoors on the brand new carpet in your outdoor shoes?!
Omg ella is alive!
Does the dishwasher stick out like the fridge?
family date night is just another way to make Scott spend time / pay attention to her. She’s been ‘alone’ all week and wants an excuse to get dressed up. Take pics. Look like a happy family. And most importantly drink even more.
Does the dishwasher stick out like the fridge?
family date night is just another way to make Scott spend time / pay attention to her. She’s been ‘alone’ all week and wants an excuse to get dressed up. Take pics. Look like a happy family. And most importantly drink even more.
I can think of many reasons as to why not…
Because they look so bloody awful
Because they look so bloody awful
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I’m still screaming someone here noticed the lightning bolts were upside down on her “bargain” dress. She said she bought 4 things, I think she said they were all £40 but hasn’t shown anything else 
Happy Saturday 
