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Recap:
BM is currently being sucker-punched by karma.
Her bestie builders have whittled from 8 to 2. Still bodging everything. There are still no windows in and the house isn’t water tight…..just what you need during this wet summer.
Nothing matches and nothing fits up the new staircase, but that’s ok as nothing fits in the room either - off centre side lamps and plug sockets half way up the walls. It’s ok though because G thinks it’s all a taste sensation!
The wardrobe of dreams is a couple of sad looking rails and some MDF shelves.
The fridge is too big deep and sticks out from the surrounding cupboards but no one will notice when the bifolds are the only thing holding up the kitchen wall at this stage.
Priorities though - she’s got her bar…..to go with the barstools she got instead of counter stools so as long as no one wants to actually sit up to the peninsula….oh…wait.
She’s still a raging alcoholic and is prioritising herself over the kids. Poor lambs are still regulars at A&E.
She organised the most 2005 hen do for greasy fringe (the fringe wasn’t washed especially for the occasion) and proved to us all that she’s incapable of doing anything that doesn’t revolve around her and her ego.
Pretty sure I have missed loads so please add
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Recap:
BM is currently being sucker-punched by karma.
Her bestie builders have whittled from 8 to 2. Still bodging everything. There are still no windows in and the house isn’t water tight…..just what you need during this wet summer.
Nothing matches and nothing fits up the new staircase, but that’s ok as nothing fits in the room either - off centre side lamps and plug sockets half way up the walls. It’s ok though because G thinks it’s all a taste sensation!
The wardrobe of dreams is a couple of sad looking rails and some MDF shelves.
The fridge is too big deep and sticks out from the surrounding cupboards but no one will notice when the bifolds are the only thing holding up the kitchen wall at this stage.
Priorities though - she’s got her bar…..to go with the barstools she got instead of counter stools so as long as no one wants to actually sit up to the peninsula….oh…wait.
She’s still a raging alcoholic and is prioritising herself over the kids. Poor lambs are still regulars at A&E.
She organised the most 2005 hen do for greasy fringe (the fringe wasn’t washed especially for the occasion) and proved to us all that she’s incapable of doing anything that doesn’t revolve around her and her ego.
Pretty sure I have missed loads so please add
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what a mess! 
What 16 year old wants a prince harry book
