Sometimes I think about breaking the 4th wall and contacting Chez directly to plead with her to make better life decisions. She seems like a nice enough person, she’s a great mum and seemingly a great friend to others too…. So why in the ever living fuck does she have the most disgusting creep for a fiancé with a raging narcissist for a bestie. She deserves better than this mediocre life she’s walking into, she’s had such a glow up this year and the man she’s marrying looks like a trash bag full of mango pulp in comparison, he’s gotten fatter and lazier with his appearance, never smiles or looks happy around his family, no career ambition at all and seems to be downright miserable after being caught trying to cheat and yet she’s chosen him of all people to settle down with. They’ll have a lovely semi detached that’s always vaguely messy with Live Laugh Love signs in the kitchen she stares at whilst pretending not to hear him on the phone to another woman wanking off his sweaty chipolata. She deserves better than this life.