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Yes, Damian's father was John, great mate of Lord Lucan and founder of casinos. Damian has been married at least 3 times, so I guess he's up there with BoJo in that respect.
One of the weirdest theories about Lucan's disappearance is that he was fed to the tigers owned by Aspinall.
Carrie and the kids are out and about today, but no BoJo. There is another man with them, but apparently he's the chauffeur...
I guess she turned down the opportunity to go on his valedictory tour!
I guess she turned down the opportunity to go on his valedictory tour!
I doubt he asked her - he’s on tour with Mad Nad. Of all the people he could have taken I wonder why he picked that particular lunatic?
Why the duck does he even need a bloody tour? It's not as if he's been working his arse off for the last few weeks.
Well I think it’s one of two things.
It’s either to say goodbye to a grateful country for all his hard work, getting the big decisions right, delivering some stuff and being totally fabulous. Or his last chance for a shifty shagathon with Mad Nad.
That wouldn’t be a dream it would be a nightmare waking up to that face 
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I'm actually quite scared, I have an electric meter that was left from the last tenants. It has worked out well for me as its a bill thats payed and I don't have to worry. A £10 used to last a week at least, I'm now having to top up every 2-3 days now. Petrol I'm using a lot more. I feel like crying at the moment.
It's so funny (read: annoying) that now he's on his way out, people (read: the media) are turning on him.
How is his "advice" to save £10 by buying a kettle any more annoying or insulting than him saying the UK's trade deal with Australia will give us TimTams or him saying Dominic Cummings broke lockdown rules because he's a "good father"?
BJ has been chatting tit not just during his premiership, but his whole political career but only now that he's going he's "the worst PM".
Anyone with a brain and critical thinking skills could have told the public that in 2019.
How is his "advice" to save £10 by buying a kettle any more annoying or insulting than him saying the UK's trade deal with Australia will give us TimTams or him saying Dominic Cummings broke lockdown rules because he's a "good father"?
BJ has been chatting tit not just during his premiership, but his whole political career but only now that he's going he's "the worst PM".
Anyone with a brain and critical thinking skills could have told the public that in 2019.
He still think he can come back (by popular demand). He's ensured that the next PM will be Truss, who e thinks will be so useless that the country, not just the party, will plead for him come back.
He's deranged.
I fear he’s actually right.
If I hear <tut> aaaawwwww Boris one more time, i don’t know what I‘ll do. I’ve already got an eye twitch to rival Inspector Dreyfus
He's wanted back by Conservative member, and hardcore Conservative voters, but the average person on the street dislike him intensely. The MP's know this and view him as a electoral liability which is why they dumped him.
The kettle thing is a classic example of the rich not understanding how expensive it is to be poor. Yes, buy a better kettle that costs £`10 more, it'll last longer and be cheaper to run. But if you haven't got that spare £10, because you have to feed/clothe your kids then that's it.
I think George Orwell possibly put this better than me.
I think George Orwell possibly put this better than me.
Exactly. Its ridiculous. I have all but switched off my oven and am batch cooking everything in my Ninja foodi. But it cost £250. Luckily, I already had one. A new kettle would probably cost £40. I've bought the kids thermals for school at £10 a pack. We can afford to prepare, but if you havent got any other way of keeping warm and cooking, what are you going to do?
And what do we do with all the old kettles, which work pretty well, just aren't as efficient as the very latest kettle.
Do we just chuck them all in landfill? Because that's not very green is it?
Has Truss just said we'll be ok during the energy crisis because we as a nation have the right spirit? Do companies except "spirit" as payment? I can't bear these arseholes anymore Get them OUT !!!