Boris Johnson #6 Bin fire of the vanities

[Ennui]

Actually I think you’re being wildly optimistic. You do understand that the Prime Minister at a time of an unprecedented energy crisis, inflation going through the roof and the clusterfuck of Brexit is Miss Pork Markets?

I hope her first meeting is with the Tea Sock

 

[Rach88]

Got to say with priti patel and nadine dorries resigning has cheered me up slightly off you both duck

 

[WritersBlock]

I see the television news channels are having palpitations over the change in PMs. John Kay on the BBC is like an excited Jack Russell.
Journalism is poor these days but I guess it reflects the state of our democracy.

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

Boris speaking now about bouncing around and splashing down. Ye gods....

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Got to say with priti patel and nadine dorries resigning has cheered me up slightly off you both duck

And me, but then I think it might be a case of better the devil you know. She’ll be replaced by Braverman who’s even worse, just a bit less thick.

 

[neroli]

Coffey made a hash of her own health a long time ago.

She's hardly a great advert for Health. Maybe time to put a cap on all those lattes?

 

[Rach88]

And me, but then I think it might be a case of better the devil you know. She’ll be replaced by Braverman who’s even worse, just a bit less thick.

Yeah when that got revealed i was no longer happy think id rather have patel back braverman is a right cow just have this sense of incoming doom could be my anxiety trying to play tricks om me but cant seem to shake it

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I hope her first meeting is with the Tea Sock

If she couldn't pronounce as Foreign Secretary she won't pronounce it now

 

[da1sycha1n]

Boris speaking now about bouncing around and splashing down. Ye gods....

and the dig made by him about the changing of the rules! I mean what's he concerned about rules for he was quite happy to break the lockdown rules!

 

[monga]

 

[Mrs Fluff]

I rarely LOL these days but this!

 

[PeteM]

I hope her first meeting is with the Tea Sock

Well she's about as clever as a tea sock.

 

[Rach88]

Wish people would shut up about another GE its the least of our worries and with keir being leader of the opposition tories will get back in anyway and seen a comment on fb under sky news or bbc saying let the people decide we did in 2019 i feel we need to concentrate on getting through this winter and out the other side before even thinking about a GE

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

they've had to move her inaugural speech indoors due to heavy rain. doesnt seem like a good omen to me

 

[PeteM]

So Kwasi will be living next door to Liz.

By Christ is that husband of her's a right cuck.

 

[monga]

As clued out as ever some things never change

 

[PeteM]

He wasn't lying there. Putin's handbook is the one that the Tories have been reading from for some years now.

 

[monga]

Freudian slip

 

[BigMavis]

I kinda miss Boris. Stockholm syndrome?

 

[MadameOvary]

I kinda miss Boris. Stockholm syndrome?

I've barely even seen Liz Truss since she took over. Has she trapped herself in Boris's fridge / suffered a fatal migraine from the Lulu Lyttle deco in No 10?