Can we talk about self-awareness? The majority of us have a face we show to the public, but underneath, we know what we really are. Surely, surely, Ready for Rishi knows he’s an entitled knob in an ill-fitting suit who cannot possibly understand the problems facing those at the crappy end of the cost of living crisis? Priti Patel, anyone - surely she must KNOW she’s a fat bottomed, angry weeble with no empathy? Johnson must know what he is, the pompous, ridiculous public schoolboy girls avoided at school discos and forever after? A total shagger who nonetheless can’t be bothered with birth control? Hancock. I mean, honestly? What does he see when he looks in the mirror? Nadine Dorries? Everyone’s mad aunt who doesn’t get invited to weddings? I could go on. And on. But surely they must KNOW?