Boris Johnson #4

[Boring Monday]

Operation Save Big Dog.
Johnson is drawing up plans to make some of his underlings resign to save his sorry arse.
Unbelievably this isn’t a joke and of course he came up with the name and the ‘plan’ all by himself
Big Dog? Lying pig would surely be more appropriate.

well, that not cringe is it.
when you have to label yourself ’big’ anything there’s usually a bit of wishful thinking involved.

Wine fridge smuggled into No10 that staff kept stocked from Tesco Express dashes

Staff attending regular 'wine-time Fridays' throughout the pandemic invested in the £142 chiller to keep their bottles of white wine, Prosecco and beer cool

www.mirror.co.uk

yes it’s a fridge, no it’s apparently not a joke

 

[Meangirl815]

The best thing to come out of this is the memes

 

[Blueblue123]

Covid news: Omicron subvariant spreads as UK cases surge - as it happened

Coronavirus cases are steadily increasing after lifting of restrictions last month

www.google.com

Bloody hell. These lot were partying more than the average person would without a pandemic.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

It's all so disgusting... I honestly think this must be one of the lowest points for a govt ever. Although maybe I'm wrong, it now seems that Neville Chamberlain is being rehabilitated for appeasement on the grounds that it gave the country time to prepare for WW2. That doesnt seem like much consolation though (maybe history is right in NC's case; I cant see it being the same for the Johnson govt of spivs and liars)

 

[laurensanchez]

well, that not cringe is it.
when you have to label yourself ’big’ anything there’s usually a bit of wishful thinking involved.

Wine fridge smuggled into No10 that staff kept stocked from Tesco Express dashes

Staff attending regular 'wine-time Fridays' throughout the pandemic invested in the £142 chiller to keep their bottles of white wine, Prosecco and beer cool

www.mirror.co.uk

yes it’s a fridge, no it’s apparently not a joke

Sources claimed that aides took turns on Fridays to visit the local Tesco metro in Westminster with a trolley suitcase to fill up the 34-bottle capacity fridge.

I honestly have to laugh!

 

[Boring Monday]

Sources claimed that aides took turns on Fridays to visit the local Tesco metro in Westminster with a trolley suitcase to fill up the 34-bottle capacity fridge.

I honestly have to laugh!

its kinda gone beyond parody now, hasn’t it?

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

its kinda gone beyond parody now, hasn’t it?

Yep, if it was In The Thick of It we'd all laugh at the parody!

 

[Amelia99]

The fact that Boris Johnson is again going to wriggle out of what, for any other politician, would be a definite resignation is just disgusting.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Ladies and gents, you are most welcome. Sleep well.

 

[Boring Monday]

Ladies and gents, you are most welcome. Sleep well.

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not any more.
thank you

 

[Warriorqueen]

Operation Save Big Dog.
Johnson is drawing up plans to make some of his underlings resign to save his sorry arse.
Unbelievably this isn’t a joke and of course he came up with the name and the ‘plan’ all by himself
Big Dog? Lying pig would surely be more appropriate.

He’s been really suffering since Cummings left

 

[kev1974]

 

[Reverend]

I do actually wonder if Johnson has gone a massive alcohol bender and made himself really ill. It will take 3 or 4 days to dry him out.

 

[Jinx2019]

I do actually wonder if Johnson has gone a massive alcohol bender and made himself really ill. It will take 3 or 4 days to dry him out.

Isn't it terrible we have to wonder about this of the PM? Why is he still in post, honestly I despair!

 

[Reverend]

Isn't it terrible we have to wonder about this of the PM? Why is he still in post, honestly I despair!

He's still in, because currently no one else wants the job. The next 6 months may well be hellish for the government with cost of living increases, council tax going up, no ending brexit negotiations, ongoing covid problems, etc. No one wants to takeover and be blamed if they tank in the polls even more.

 

[Amelia99]

He's still in, because currently no one else wants the job. The next 6 months may well be hellish for the government with cost of living increases, council tax going up, no ending brexit negotiations, ongoing covid problems, etc. No one wants to takeover and be blamed if they tank in the polls even more.

You’re right but it really is a deplorable situation.

 

[laurensanchez]

Isn't it terrible we have to wonder about this of the PM? Why is he still in post, honestly I despair!

Still wonder why he's hiding the identity of the family member who has covid. This means now Carrie has to hide for a week too. Hopefully if this is real it's not one of the babies.

I still think he's lying there's no covid family member and he's pounding drinks looking out the one way window and hoping no one takes a pic with a drone over the garden.

 

[Boring Monday]

Still wonder why he's hiding the identity of the family member who has covid. This means now Carrie has to hide for a week too. Hopefully if this is real it's not one of the babies.

I still think he's lying there's no covid family member and he's pounding drinks looking out the one way window and hoping no one takes a pic with a drone over the garden.

Imagining Mr D Cummings kitted out like the Dad’s Army intro hiding in the bushes with a camera.

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

The papers trying to smear "Beer Starmer" seem to have given up pretty quickly - not surprising given that it was one beer or maybe two on a work trip, as opposed to the 17 (at latest count) Downing Street parties during lockdown.

 

[pinkrobot]

The papers trying to smear "Beer Starmer" seem to have given up pretty quickly - not surprising given that it was one beer or maybe two on a work trip, as opposed to the 17 (at latest count) Downing Street parties during lockdown.

Not to mention Chequers. Even more off grid so party central I reckon. Remember all those times #whereisBoris was trending…..