Bex Wolfnsunflowers #8 And we have grift off!

[Wooh]

Ideas:

• Electrocution
• Being spanked until the paddle breaks
• Pretending to cook a roast dinner for 20 people then not doing it
• Taking photos of car crashes
• Role playing returning boots that don't fit
• Texting strangers and pretending it's a relationship
• Amazon wishlists: a how-to workshop
• Compare collarbone deformities
• Chop chives for food photography
• Volunteer for 30 minutes at an historic site

 

[Hold my beans]

GOOGLE IT!! But I guess then she couldn't let her little pocket friends know some idiot has trusted her with the huge responsibility of 'games'

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

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Ideas:

• Electrocution
• Being spanked until the paddle breaks
• Pretending to cook a roast dinner for 20 people then not doing it
• Taking photos of car crashes
• Role playing returning boots that don't fit
• Texting strangers and pretending it's a relationship
• Amazon wishlists: a how-to workshop
• Compare collarbone deformities
• Chop chives for food photography
• Volunteer for 30 minutes at an historic site

Cosplay child development 'expert
How to (not) go viral on Twitter
Public relations workshop (blanket and oven included in session)

 

[Jelly Bean]

Do people play games at a hen do? I thought you wore a sash, a tutu, went to Spoons and got pissed which sounds fine to me. But no doubt Bex will include spicey bingo or something depressing.

 

[Lovely_rita]

Do people play games at a hen do? I thought you wore a sash, a tutu, went to Spoons and got pissed which sounds fine to me. But no doubt Bex will include spicey bingo or something depressing.

She will find a way to repeatedly mention how sexual she is, and how many men want to ravage her because she is such a sensual goddess.

 

[peachplumpear]

mousetrap (trap mechmouse)

 

[waffle maker]

Games on a hen do is a combination of words I never want to hear. Forced fun is my worst thing.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Someone's ears predictably pricked up

 

[Hold my beans]

Someone's ears predictably pricked up

'Ears' you say?

 

[LaLa247]

Hen do odds on
• I told one of the others my trauma and they cant believe I’ve been through so much (to me it’s so normal!)
• They can’t believe I was able to come up with this amazing games after the accident™️. Everyone recognised how brave and what a great friend I am.
• Hit on by a creepy man obsessed with me
• Hit on by a sweet man, shares very specific made up compliment

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Someone's ears predictably pricked up

Well there's always the option of pin the tail on the donkey, I suppose.

 

[jf99]

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Ideas:

• Electrocution
• Being spanked until the paddle breaks
• Pretending to cook a roast dinner for 20 people then not doing it
• Taking photos of car crashes
• Role playing returning boots that don't fit
• Texting strangers and pretending it's a relationship
• Amazon wishlists: a how-to workshop
• Compare collarbone deformities
• Chop chives for food photography
• Volunteer for 30 minutes at an historic site

'Games at a hen do'...the kind of thing you put someone in charge of to get them to shut up and let other people get on with organising the important stuff.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Hen do odds on
• I told one of the others my trauma and they cant believe I’ve been through so much (to me it’s so normal!)
• They can’t believe I was able to come up with this amazing games after the accident™️. Everyone recognised how brave and what a great friend I am.
• Hit on by a creepy man obsessed with me
• Hit on by a sweet man, shares very specific made up compliment

Toilet selfie of Bex pouting wearing angel wings, pink tutu and a tiara.
And yes a drunk man will have said something sleazy which Bex will be horrified at and also frame as a compliment. Something like 'can't believe you're not the bride as you're so beautiful'.

 

[kachoochoo]

I'm saying nowt about a certain brand being in this pic the jokes write themselves

it looks nicer than jack's is all I'll say

 

[eatingfudge]

I'm saying nowt about a certain brand being in this pic the jokes write themselves

it looks nicer than jack's is all I'll say

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I noticed that too. I won’t begrudge anyone some nice treats while on benefits, but those are her regulars/staples. Most of us simply can’t afford that

 

[Jelly Bean]

She'll be busy working away on Hearty Eats.
Should be ready in May.
I only keep boringly saying this as we know she reads here and it might be a useful and helpful reminder

But isn't it a funny thing. When she genuinely was incapable she blabbed on about 'sooo annoying I can't work on my book - it was nearly finished too. Gutted'.
Now she really could crack on with it - crickets.

 

[Wooh]

I'm saying nowt about a certain brand being in this pic the jokes write themselves

it looks nicer than jack's is all I'll say

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She's on it. On her response to KCC, I mean. Not the book, obviously. Though I am surprised monthly nails aren't mentioned

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[Hold my beans]

Most people who cook have open jars of ingredients, not stuck on a fridge as decorations which are absolutely going to get knocked off by a dressing-gowned figure walking through the doorway

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Most people who cook have open jars of ingredients, not stuck on a fridge as decorations which are absolutely going to get knocked off by a dressing-gowned figure walking through the doorway

Mine live in the fridge with me big jar of garlic paste from the Chinese supermarket

 

[Wooh]

I'm just wondering if it was the mouse who sent the kitchen pictures and will eventually provide prints for the whole house.

I'm not criticising; I'm just *wondering*!!

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