Best Life & Beyond #91 From renting Cabanas at Volcano Bay to going to Disney with their Own PB&J.

[arthurrein]

They said this was a “slice of pizza.” I understand why they look the way they do now if that’s what they consider a slice of pizza

 

[K8erH8er]

Absolutely true story- someone cut me off today while driving in the OC. (Pulled up beside her to turn later on and yep it was her.)

 

[Kikichick22]

 

[tgerlily]

Lost another Patreon. 128
That’s what they get for fleecing people!

 

[Nickster71]

I think she is trying to show people they are just like Fresh Baked who stayed there for their 5th wedding anniversary and were gifted a cabanas that was like $425. What Losers.

That is exactly what she's doing, and it is beyond embarrassing.

 

[VAVAV00M]

Plaid Hero with the best comebacks! Tony just stop

 

[BusyMum68]

Maybe Tony can celebrate the anniversary of the time that he got his stupid ass banned from Disneyland by pretending to be a wheelchair user.

Or the anniversary of him having to livestream himself sleeping in a hotel room to prove to his wife he wasn't screwing around on her.

 

[theycallmeJoan]

How many packs were purchased this time?

 

[OutofScope]

q) Being able to check the Married martial status box on your tax form and remaining on your husband's health insurance to pay for eyebrows threading procedure while publicly flaunting your five years adulterous relationship with an AARP eligible boyfriend at Disneyland.

 

[mad TEA party]

Another one of KT's shirts

 

[DisneyVloggerFails]

These two are such horrible human beings.

You got to be a real piece of shit to watch them. I can't even hate watch, my tolerance is not low enough to even meet that bar. Fucking garbage human beings. Maybe the worst Disney Vloggers(every metric) out there.

 

[NotAFan12345]

In the last Besties stream, Spencer said Star Wars Night was a one and done for them and since they went a few years ago....Then KT said they could use after hours money on Vegas trips instead since they're trying to not spend so much. Translation- they are really broke!!

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

Imagine downing a huge breakfast burrito, french toast sticks drenched in syrup, and a chocolate milk to wash it down with, and then heading straight over to Lamplight Lounge to eat lunch... ?

 

[Grift These]

Wonder why? Did something happen?

 

[UncleLester]

I still hold to the belief Mr. Slockbower is doing a half assed effort on the divorce proceedings because he receives stipends from Mother Emmons on the condition not to change his martial status

I can just visualize Mother Emmons dropping one of the below in the mail every month to Matty in an envelope with no return address:

 

[Former Stanlicia]

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Remember when it was reported someone was caught filming Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway, and the ENTIRE UNIVERSE immediately suspected BLAB?

 

[in a land BY FAR far away]

Thumb and Dumber at it again. Remember when they said that they would keep the Costco videos patreon only? Tattle remembers.
This is just another FU to their patrons smdh




when is the next Costco Vlog I don't think we're gonna do a Costco Vlog I think we're more just doing
more Disney right now that's kind of just what we're staying with for a little bit
um we might do a Costco thing for patreon though I think everything outside of Disney is likely just going
to be for patreon for you guys so that might just be the place that our channel
is going we're kind of keeping it fluid and that seems to be working for us right yeah yeah

 

[BusyMum68]

No one has even mentioned that they have a new vlog out where they revisit Wild Rivers in Ivrine, because at this point, who cares?

Well, fortified with a large glass of wine I took one for the team and watched the latest vlog. Summary below:

• Well they were definitely dialling it in - much flatter than when they were at Volcano Bay. They are really bad at pretending to be excited.
• The park was nearly deserted (maybe a weekday?). They went on lots of rides - LOTS of screeching, but it was definitely muted screeching compared to the Volcano Bay palaver (look it up KT, and maybe try and use it in a sentence). This would have been a perfect outing to take Ca$hlee on. Her continued absence from their videos has me wondering , but that is for another post.
• KT went on a drop slide, which Spencer filmed (SS below if you so wish) but very funnily (and quickly) cut away before she splashed down. I am assuming because the splash was one of colossal proportions. This was the most editing he has done in months. TBH it was even funnier than if he had left it in. I can just hear her standing behind him as he is editing screaming "DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE THAT IN!"
• For lunch they decided on just 2 slices of pizza as in Spence's words they were "Keeping it light" (insert the biggest eyeroll in the world here). This was of course accompanied by alcohol for Spence. The 'light' lunch was followed, not surprisingly for KT, by a dessert consisting of chocolate and caramel sauces, soft serve ice cream, gummi bears, sprinkles, cream, cherries, crushed Oreos and chocolate filled churros all smooshed together in an incredibly umm, 'classy' clear plastic tiki souvenir bowl. Some useful information - you can customise the toppings on this dessert however KKKT told the servers to "Go for it" and put on EVERY SINGLE DESSERT TOPPING. Her reasoning for this little treat was they had to have it because "Cos they were here first time", despite Spence letting us know many times during the vlog they had actually been here and done a vlog on this park last year. Interestingly as they were filming their dessert you could see behind them on their table the huge half eaten serve of chips that they had forgotten to film earlier when they were 'keeping it light'. This part of the video was were KKKT showed real excitement and enthusiasm, because, well....food.
• There was a trip down the lazy river, and some very disturbing footage of Spence in the kids area getting dunked under the giant bucket and then finally a fairly muted summation.

As always, a half hearted, lazy uninterested effort.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

The Court needs complete/correctly filled out paperwork, which Matty is now 0-for-2 on.

I cannot imagine the headache Uncle Sam must get each year when they try to read his tax filings.

Just imagine if they're 'Married filing jointly'

Government in May: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Ok fine, you can have until October"
Government in November: "Attention Slockbowers, you are late on filing your taxes"
Slockbowers: "Lol, can we have an extension?"
Government: "Come on guys, you're still running on an extension from 2018"
Slockbowers: "Boop"

 

[Lying Purple Churro Eater]

i don’t know how to properly describe it, but the animated/exaggerated faces she makes make me feel like i’m going to implode with rage