Looks like I'm a creeper too because we can't have kids. Guess I better hide in the house, never go on walks, and never go to amusement parks. What else should I be banned from since I'm so creepy and all? Ice cream shops? I love ice cream. Ah shit, I just remembered I work with kids. I better quit my job too. I guess instead of going to work, going about normal life activities, and sometimes going to theme parks while on vacation, I'll spend my life going back and forth between my house and the liquor store, but only at hours when kids are in school.
Anyway, I didn't find Tattle Life until thread 64. I just randomly thought, if these idiots annoy me this much, I wonder if others feel the same way. Lo and behold, they do feel the same way. I keep coming back because you all are hilarious. Thread 87 is kinda weird though.