KingLlama
Chatty Member
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through BLAB’S channel
The gray was taking over Katie’s tooth enamel;
Past viewers found different vloggers who actually cared,
Because they knew a new BLAB video would never be there;
Subscribers were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of something…ANYTHING…ANYTHING AT ALL…danced in their heads;
And Katie in her mumu, and I in my ratty Mickey cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long grifter's nap,
When somewhere in Irvine there arose such a clatter,
I assumed it was the sound of Katie getting fatter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Because I thought it might be my mom floating me some cash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Made it easier to see the Anaheim gang members below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But former friends whose success is undeniably clear.
With a likeable driver to whom their credit is due,
I knew in a moment it must be Adam the Woo.
More rapid than eagles his colleagues they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, David! now, Liz! now Mig and Janelle!
On, Peter! on, Kitra! BLAB’s jealous as hell!
To the top of the parks! To the highest of views!
It’s been two years since Katie saw her shoes!
Adam sprang to his sleigh, gave Daphne a whistle,
And she blew up Katie’s act with a slew of IG missiles.
But I heard him exclaim, as he headed back east,
“Dreams about Dani beat reality with that beast!!!”
The gray was taking over Katie’s tooth enamel;
Past viewers found different vloggers who actually cared,
Because they knew a new BLAB video would never be there;
Subscribers were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of something…ANYTHING…ANYTHING AT ALL…danced in their heads;
And Katie in her mumu, and I in my ratty Mickey cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long grifter's nap,
When somewhere in Irvine there arose such a clatter,
I assumed it was the sound of Katie getting fatter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Because I thought it might be my mom floating me some cash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Made it easier to see the Anaheim gang members below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But former friends whose success is undeniably clear.
With a likeable driver to whom their credit is due,
I knew in a moment it must be Adam the Woo.
More rapid than eagles his colleagues they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, David! now, Liz! now Mig and Janelle!
On, Peter! on, Kitra! BLAB’s jealous as hell!
To the top of the parks! To the highest of views!
It’s been two years since Katie saw her shoes!
Adam sprang to his sleigh, gave Daphne a whistle,
And she blew up Katie’s act with a slew of IG missiles.
But I heard him exclaim, as he headed back east,
“Dreams about Dani beat reality with that beast!!!”
