It's all bullshit. There is no forthright attempt to explain their new home. The "house" tableau is 100% deception.
"This is our gift basket from when we closed." Meanwhile, a search of the Orange County Grantor/Grantee index for "Edmonds Spencer" gives no results. Likewise, no results for any "Slockbower" at all. So WTF closed? Their bank account? Their window of opportunity? Their feeble minds to reality? Because it doesn't appear to have been an escrow in the County of Orange, State of California, vesting fee title in real property to either of them.
Also, that doesn't look like a house to me. That's a townhouse front door, townhouse garage, townhouse "dining room" (scoff), townhouse "back yard" (double scoff), townhouse "fireplace" (pathetic, and they are going to "redo" it? Absurd). The dimensions of the rooms and low ceilings and cheap fixtures all scream, "dippy two-story North O.C. townhouse".
If they were being forthright, they would show us the profile of their dream "house".
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Also, Brah looks like he's about to have a heart attack. Stop drinking liquor.
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People are rarely vague on accident.
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"Our life is way better than yours, but we're totally vague and secretive about every little last bit of it." STFU & GTFOH.
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"We're not ahunred percent sure" how long we have lived here. WTF?
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Am I being too harsh? Maybe Spen-gali convinced some O.C. homeowner to move out of their house and sell it to them with insufficient income and low credit (based on their apparent inability to even get a Disney branded Chase credit card; treble scoff), with a zero-interest wraparound mortgage. It's possible.
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Bad liars don't realize that other people can tell when they are dancing around the truth, trying to avoid it. It's pretty obvious. Telling the truth is easy. You don't need to stumble around with your words to get there.
