Translation:
We’ve tried to do other things, but we’re too unlikeable. We’re stuck with Disneyland because:
A) Disney content ensures we always have a steady stream of suckers tripping over our videos as a result of misguided keyword searches and some exploratory clicking.
B) Traveling and other activities cost money, whereas Disneyland only costs us money once per year.
C) KT has a deep-seeded neurosis requiring constant Disneyland visits, rooted in some kind of childhood trauma.
D) We are two completely disinteresting people, devoid of the imagination required to create truly original content. Disneyland provides the backdrop and the storytelling, we just supply a camera and some implacable opinions.