He’s bleeping desperate for gifts/affiliate stuff. He’s hash tagging Harleys, Muller, Halotop and Skinny Syrups like mad in his multiple pudding shots tonight. Any shares made by these firms are now in his highlights. He can’t be at the gym or Instagram all day and have a proper job, can he?
Ben Green @big_ben_to_slim_ben
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Nah, He's at home, wanking furiously over spin class leaderboards using skinny syrups as lube...
I'm trying to decide if he screams his own name or if he prefers to sexily moan "man of the yeeeeeeeeeeeear."
How many bastard times is he going to post the same picture?
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here we go again...
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I always imagine the X factor sob story music when he tells his tale of woe.
I am absolutely convinced he reads this thread and does this on purpose, no one is that narcissistic
he does read here, he's posted screen shots of Tattle on his page before.
Ben, please stop sucking in, you are going to give yourself a hernia!
You'd like to think that's the reason !
It’s the glory wall in his house creeps me out.....reminds me of that sketch on Alan partridge with the deranged fan who had Alan’s pics everywhere and a tattoo of him on his chest only in bens case the tattoo on his chest would be his fuckin self 
And wtf is a deseeded bell pepper stuffed with peas ......it looks awful....I like peas and peppers but not a pepper stuffed with peas , I do laugh every time I see it 
Blue Dragon is the latest veg, tagged in his lunch post.
Does anyone think he packs his lunch in Tupperware to fool us into thinking he has a real job? Utter wanker.
Does anyone think he packs his lunch in Tupperware to fool us into thinking he has a real job? Utter wanker.
In bens bizarre world he does have a full time job......Instagram sensation and spreader of the good work of slimming world ....I’m surprised he isn’t a consultant
Would have to beg to ask for the money to become a consultant. He struggles even to buy his own spices and syrups with his own cash.
Too busy blowing the family budget on zip line rides, skydives and running subs
Ah, but it all looks so good on Insta! I bet it’s got him a few followers.
It’s “Weightloss Wednesday” and I wonder who has started spamming the ‘gram?
To be fair, I haven’t seen these photos before. I expect I’ll be seeing them a lot in the coming weeks.
He's actually hashtagged #family at the end of today's epic war and peace post
He just can't help himself can he...
I honestly hate him more than pickard.
ben really thinks his tit doesn't stink.... what is actually the point of the same tuxedo pic on repeat?
it's a shame he's already married... this bleep would marry himself if he could.
I honestly hate him more than pickard.
ben really thinks his tit doesn't stink.... what is actually the point of the same tuxedo pic on repeat?
it's a shame he's already married... this bleep would marry himself if he could.
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He’s at it again for Throwback Thursday, the 2018(!!!) Group Man of the Year. What a wanker. I refuse to add an attachment, you’ve seen it all before 