Always knew hed cum over himself giving a chance.WTAF
Ben Green @big_ben_to_slim_ben
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I hope he washed that tit out of his beard. Probably stinks of off milk now.
let’s just break it down. He bothered to open this pot of yogurt, place it on his own face and then probably take upwards of 50 shots before picking what was probably the best of a bad bunch to stick on his page. I mean, did he even bleeping eat the yogurt?! Because if not that’s just a waste, there are starving people out there dude.
let’s just break it down. He bothered to open this pot of yogurt, place it on his own face and then probably take upwards of 50 shots before picking what was probably the best of a bad bunch to stick on his page. I mean, did he even bleeping eat the yogurt?! Because if not that’s just a waste, there are starving people out there dude.
Oh, I’d put my last penny on him eating that pile of tit known as Mullerlight. He’s not amusing, he’s a greedy fucker!
I'm never wanking over nicole scherzinger again.WTAF
"the next bus departing from the station is going to egosville, there is no room for anymore passengers seeing as this cunts ego has taken up all the seats, you will have to wait for the next one, oh and please don't get any of those yoghurts you begged for over the bastard seats,
Thankyou"
Thankyou"
That is bleeping hilarious. ‘Look at me, I’m so small I can fit in a kiddy’s toy bus. He takes himself so seriously, doesn’t he.
I’m tempted to call him out on his football tops as they glorify gambling and it’s been on the news today.
Imagine if he got stuck..... !!That is bleeping hilarious. ‘Look at me, I’m so small I can fit in a kiddy’s toy bus. He takes himself so seriously, doesn’t he.
I’m tempted to call him out on his football tops as they glorify gambling and it’s been on the news today.
So on his Anniversary declaration of love for his wife he's not even hashtagged #wife #loveofmylife...... but he's done a #foodporn FFS !!
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Oh I agree... ben and his ego are the perfect couple..
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Personally SW doesn’t work, I was on it and felt so restricted and felt it was more complicated than it needed to be. I now just work off a basic calorie deficit diet and that’s going pretty well
I wish pain on him! What a complete bell endWTAF
So the kids are in bed and I’m bored shitless so I thought I’d work out Big Bens height based on his BMI. I make him at around 6ft 1
Noticed he had a gain in a recent post. I’m sorry but if you’re as big as he is and sticking to plan the weight falls off. He must have been drinking gallons of those free yogurts he was so desperate for
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For someone that has over 25k followers, why do his posts get very little likes/comments?
Here's a tip benj... you can buy likes too...but shhhh it's a secret...
here's another tip... do a giveaway for a couple of your plates that nobody has really asked about.
Here's a tip benj... you can buy likes too...but shhhh it's a secret...
here's another tip... do a giveaway for a couple of your plates that nobody has really asked about.
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Aww the guy he is with is his #Wive and #Soulmate... Lovely Ben good on you for coming out
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He needs 2 insta accounts. One for him and another for his lazy eye. It’s so far off his face it might as well be on someone else 
More Sunday puddings on the grid. Naturally, he’s hashtagged Hartley’s, Muller and the Skinny bloody Food co again. Absolute knob.
Worthy of Del Boy himself.... and he has about as much chance of making a big success of fly pitching in Peckham as he does of attaining the level of insta fame he craves.....
duck me, He's turned into a right tag bleep hasn't he....
I honestly hate him.... and benji... I know you're reading, I absolutely salute your weightloss... it is incredible, even if you did pile 2 stone of it back on over christmas and not post a single picture of the food that helped you do it, it's a good thing most of your followers are purchased so they won't know...don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
I honestly hate him.... and benji... I know you're reading, I absolutely salute your weightloss... it is incredible, even if you did pile 2 stone of it back on over christmas and not post a single picture of the food that helped you do it, it's a good thing most of your followers are purchased so they won't know...don't worry, we won't tell anyone.
Our Benny Boy has been pushing the trolley round Sainsbury’s today. Obviously, it’s jam-packed with healthy choices but, for me, it’s proving that he’s not working. Instagram, the bloody gym and tagging Slimming World must be taking up all his time. Care to clarify this, Ben?
He is egotistical and delusional enough to let the poor mrs be the breadwinner while telling her he's building a social media 'career', when in reality he's fannying about cosplaying James Bond and dunking his conk in mullers.
Aw, Ben is now able to participate in all sorts of activities. I wonder if wanking is included, he must be able to reach his dick now.
Someone has commented that his food presentation (the soup and a few bits of broccoli) is like Masterchef ! I can only assume this person is blind 
I can only assume this person is blind