Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[JuneJuneHannah]

Kyle/ Stillie/ Scottish is now on OnlyFans. I'll not be taking one for the team and subscribing.

 

[dontcome@me]

Ben came across terribly in that episode. Spoilt child throughout but especially going in the guest cabin, I would be fuming too if I had done my job and cleaned the cabin and changed the bed ahead of guests checking in the next day and a staff member went in and slept in it knowing that it would have to be redone the next day. The way the “department heads” are speaking to each other is terrible and unfortunately because Daisy and Joao have “muddied the waters” they’re going to be accused of siding against Ben because they’re flirting/ shagging

 

[raindropsroses]

Sandy handled that absolutely brilliantly. Sometimes, when something so awful happens, you just need another person to step in and lend you their strength. Even if Joe's mum doesn't end up working with the doctor, you could see the call with her lifted a huge amount of weight off his shoulders. I hope his mum is doing okay.

Gen is doing too much. Kayley is just working hard and being good at her job.

 

[KerGlr5]

Betul was bang on when she said this is just karma for Eddy as he did exactly the same thing earlier in the season!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Whenever Tzarina pisses me off I remind myself how good she was with Margot last season after the Luke thing.

 

[SC1990]

Kizzy is the kind of girl who goes in a huff if she doesn't get fingered on a night out

 

[Restless Native]

He was on the first season of Dating Naked UK, so even worse than Geordie Shore

Eurgh. I hate the fame hungry crew members. Its better when its proper yachties

 

[cowtastrophe]

I’m starting to find Jenna more and more irritating. She whines like a child.

 

[whatisawhat]

I felt bad for Ben. Ellie’s got a terrible temper & she’s a bully. And that boy and his bothersome hair - Mike is so annoying!

Yes to all of this!
Ellie is nuts! Or she certainly comes across that way when expressing herself, and it’s definitely not just the language barrier.
I’m gonna say it; I like Ben!
He’s a pompous plonker at times, but I like him.
He’s got character.
Mike is useless! And Jason needs a backbone.

 

[Restless Native]

Ben needs to stop creeping over girls half his age

 

[Restless Native]

Please no more Solenes ever again

 

[Lurkernomore]

Ben reminds me of one of those creepy holiday reps that still in their mid 40s can't settle down, so just continues acting like a 20 something sleeping around and getting pissed. It is a bit sad really.

 

[SC1990]

Howling at Aesha eating noodles in bed with her tits out. She's a machine, how can she get THAT drunk then bounce into work the next day??

 

[whatisawhat]

I don’t blame Ben. His approach isn’t ideal, but it never has been. He’s a chef and a very good one.
The chicken tenders in or on something was classic Ben & completely unnecessary, but hilarious. It was a valid question!
But she’s chopping cucumber for guests that looks like crew food & she doesn’t put sugar in a cheesecake? I’d be frustrated too.
It’s definitely just for the drama.
I think she’s been pandered too her whole life; chefs have historically been treated horrendously as they try to move up the ranks & hone their trade, she needs to get a grip. This is nothing

 

[SkinnerBells]

I felt bad for Ben. Ellie’s got a terrible temper & she’s a bully. And that boy and his bothersome hair - Mike is so annoying!

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Coop is cute but it‘s a bit weird to put someone so green on the first anchor watch.

I cba with all the baby stuff though. I literally don’t care that Nathan and Gael had a baby.

 

[Lalala12]

Beyond bored now of the Solene/Jess/Barbara/Kyle drama. Why does anyone even want Solene she is a lazy vile girl

 

[Demilee124]

I went right off Bri towards the end. So I ain't shipping them

Me too! She was up Lara’s arse

I feel like Lara has manipulated the others against Tzarina too it’s like proper high school bitchy behaviour and just not okay. Lara really did ruin this season!!

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

Mike looks like he’s had way too much Botox and bad filler. Or is that just me? His face looks super swollen

 

[disneys]

I get it Jenna , I’d definitely be tempted by Ben myself probably because aside from Jason he’s probably the only one age appropriate for me these days !!

Joao though … my god man ! You made a right old hash of that didn’t you ! How hard is it to say “you’re a great girl but I think we’d be better as friends” … ! He 100% just wanted that cake

I still hate Mike . What a shit stirring wet wipe