Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[disneys]

It’s really made my day that the other two deckies are pretty hot and also so much taller than Joe just as he deserves

Nathan is a terrible manager , sorry . We all have to work sometimes with people we don’t like . But he’s gone about working with Joe completely the wrong way

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Not a fan of Mike at all, but am glad his gossiping exposed Alesia for who she really is. Her attitude absolutely stinks.

I didn't mind her too much last year despite the fact that she was a bit whiny, but this year? I'd cheerfully push her overboard.

Same! I'd rather someone who is gossipy then a someone who is a bitch or bully on the crew.

Alecia only reacted the way she did cause she felt guilty.

Not enjoying the guests homelife snippets.

 

[cowtastrophe]

I genuinely can’t decide at this point who I’d rather see sacked - Ellie or Alesia.

 

[SkinnerBells]

Poor Ben trapped in the galley with mental Ellie. I loved some of his facial expressions during the episode. He also needs time out of any relationship right now IMO. Heal, Ben. Heal.

 

[jenmarks]

Rainbeau clearly sees Solène for EXACTLY who she is - fame-hungry, lazy and entirely unprincipled.

 

[DoseofReality]

Fraser had a heart attack from vaping, still posing topless and pouting through his recovery.

 

[CaptainHolt]

It's turned into Love Island / wannabe celebrity Influencers on a boat and I loathe everything about Love Island and Influencers. Nothing in that preview looked entertaining.

I definitely won't be renewing my Hayu sub.

 

[KerGlr5]

This episode was set in a villa and people pulling people for chats. Bring back proper Below Deck!

 

[Louanne]

This week's co-primary:
"He was kind, he was handsome ..."
No boo, he was RICH. Own it.

Also, Ellie is back. I know Ben is sometimes inappropriate, but I fail to see what he did to make her kick off this time. Totally unnecessary.

 

[squacksquack]

Agreed, I like Aesha, but her coarseness really really gives me the ick big time.

Yeah I love watching her, think she’s a lovely person and wish her every happiness in life but I don’t think I’d last on a boat with her.

Ellie was such a piece of work last season and the mask has fallen off this season pretty quickly. She’s just awful. They must have only brought her back for the drama. I hope she doesn’t draw Joao in. He needs to just keep on as he is without the drama.

 

[raindropsroses]

I thought the same about the weird editing, but then I read that one of the charter guests was arrested for something really awful shortly after filming, so maybe they had to cut a lot to edit him out?

 

[Louanne]

I'm 12.5 minutes in and I already want the chef to boil his own head.

 

[Ticktickmeh]

Kizzy is a pick me bitch.

 

[disneys]

Joao’s garbled chat with Ellie my husband and I were shouting at the tv to just spit it out man !!!

 

[Maid22]

Just watched, so Alesia couldn't cope with Ben's (nothing to do with she was shite at everything she done, wants to be a chef, couldn't even make muffins!) attitude, he apologized, she went crying to Jason who knows her as a friend, so he gave her into her. Am sure other captains wouldn't have done that, she should have tried another charter, she's spoilt and selfish!!!

 

[Ticktickmeh]

It is nice to see a man call out another man for his shit behaviour towards women

Joe pretending his still did nothing wrong and V is over reacting

 

[Offish]

And there I was thinking we’d never get worse than Rocky and Solene… at least they were funny

 

[BeachBaby]

What a tosspot joe is. He was the one saying "I haven't felt like this in 7 years" "I want you to meet my family" blah blah blah all while V was thinking it was not serious and totally suckering her in. Within hours of V going, he was snogging Jizzy.
Then he had the gaul to say "we weren't in a relationship" "you obviously wanted more from this than me".
Jizzy has been through every man on the boat apart from the chef so enjoy those sloppy seconds joe. (And very possibly HSV).

 

[Pollie]

Can’t stand Mike or Alessia. Hope they both go.

 

[BoPeeps78]

Im seriously so over Mike. He needs to grow TF up. Lying to the primary? Causing drama between everyone, refusing to do what Daisy or Jenna have asked? Like come on man.....if you don't want to be a stew, then don't take a position as deck/stew.