Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[jackssack]

If you'd told me at the beginning of the season that Alesia isn't the worst person on there, I wouldn't have believed you.
Then along came Ellie and Jenna.
Eddie is just milking the situation.
Ellie is a an absolute headcase.
Jenna, I mean wtf was that behaviour?

I can't help but like Ben and I don't know why.

 

[cowtastrophe]

I dislike Gen more and more with every episode.

 

[Cosytidy]

I really can’t watch a whole season of Nathan & Joe’s dick swinging contest 🥱

 

[Restless Native]

Kizzy and the charter guest seems staged

 

[SophSpinsSillyStories]

I saw motor yacht St David today - it’s like a proper celeb spotting! Didn’t see Fraser or Kerry, the boat was celeb enough itself!

 

[Offish]

She makes my skin crawl. One of those girls who isn’t just not a girls girl but literally an anti-girls girl. She sees any and all other women as direct competitors and it’s gross. Can’t believe some dopey cunt has actually asked her to marry him, especially if it’s the same Tom as she ditched on the show so as to spread her legs wings unencumbered!

 

[DoseofReality]

Lara saying goodbye to Jason was clearly expecting him to declare his undying love and vowing to never work with another chief stew again. He was probably just thinking 'I miss Aesha'.

 

[cowtastrophe]

Ellie is actually nuts!

I don’t blame Daisy for not wanting to cabin with her any more. She was probably afraid she’d wake up to find Ellie staring at her while stroking a knife.

 

[Restless Native]

Alesias such a pick me

 

[KerGlr5]

I died when V stood on Jizzy’s foot

 

[Louanne]

Not a fan of Mike at all, but am glad his gossiping exposed Alesia for who she really is. Her attitude absolutely stinks.

I didn't mind her too much last year despite the fact that she was a bit whiny, but this year? I'd cheerfully push her overboard.

 

[Louanne]

Not BDDU bringing back fucking Ellie. I cannot stand her.
And, as for Captain Jason - should've told Alésia if she didn't want to be Sous she's off the boat.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Nathan making a right dick of himself. Both terrorists were legal in Australia. Ironic that Nathan is also now an immigrant in Australia although that is probably OK because he's white and therefore must be a good guy....

The guy that tackled the gunman however was an immigrant.

Great that he helped people but doesn't really excuse him.

He doubled down on this with a video on his stories too so can't even excuse himself for being stressed and angry.

 

[Lalala12]

I love Aesha and Nathan calling that vile pair out on their BS. V has so much more class.

 

[blockedbyslockbower]

Mike's hair is sprayed into the shape of a bicycle helmet.

 

[BeachBaby]

Alyssa has disappointed me so far. All the carry on about how tzarina treated her last year when a different story is showing now. She had the opportunity to get training but elected to be an influencer by the look of it.
She needs to harden up and listen to Ben and she might learn something.

 

[Louanne]

Yes to all of this!
Ellie is nuts! Or she certainly comes across that way when expressing herself, and it’s definitely not just the language barrier.
I’m gonna say it; I like Ben!
He’s a pompous plonker at times, but I like him.
He’s got character.
Mike is useless! And Jason needs a backbone.

Seconded.
It's very always had a soft-spot for Ben. He's just very British, middle-class, posh boy, and he thinks he's Peter Pan.
I think the struggles he's had so far this season are due to the personal problems he's had prior to the season.

Ellie is vile and way above her station.

Mike is lazy. And a cunt.

Still not keen on Alecia.

Jason is losing his touch. He's needs to step up on the management front.

Can't believe I'm actually liking Joao!

 

[squacksquack]

I love Aesha and Nathan calling that vile pair out on their BS. V has so much more class.

Yeah props to Nathan for telling Joe he was being an arse. Expected nothing less from Aesha as she’s a girl’s girl and absolute queen.

The gaslighting from Joe is wild. Dude cannot take accountability for his crappy actions. You kissed her colleague (after promising not to) while she was off sick and mourning her boyfriend. He’s awful! Also wild he was side eying Gael for cheating like he somehow wasn’t cheating on V?

 

[SkinnerBells]

Oh Ben. He comes across as such a posh, spoilt baby in this episode. Comparing Daisy to an Irish nanny said everything. Upper class twat.

 

[SkinnerBells]

When she launched herself at him! If it had been the other way round - Ellie in bed being cornered by Joao - if it was a male plonking himself down, cornering a woman - it’d be seen as sexual harassment. If that makes sense. So aggressive.