Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[JuneJuneHannah]

Whenever Tzarina pisses me off I remind myself how good she was with Margot last season after the Luke thing.

 

[stinkerella]

That anti immigration racist rant put me off him completely. Glad he’s broken up with Gael. He’s thick as a brick.

 

[SC1990]

Kizzy is the kind of girl who goes in a huff if she doesn't get fingered on a night out

 

[Restless Native]

He was on the first season of Dating Naked UK, so even worse than Geordie Shore

Eurgh. I hate the fame hungry crew members. Its better when its proper yachties

 

[cowtastrophe]

I’m starting to find Jenna more and more irritating. She whines like a child.

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Kat and Cooper though! I love them. Gives me hope that old fashioned romance can still be a thing.

 

[whatisawhat]

I felt bad for Ben. Ellie’s got a terrible temper & she’s a bully. And that boy and his bothersome hair - Mike is so annoying!

Yes to all of this!
Ellie is nuts! Or she certainly comes across that way when expressing herself, and it’s definitely not just the language barrier.
I’m gonna say it; I like Ben!
He’s a pompous plonker at times, but I like him.
He’s got character.
Mike is useless! And Jason needs a backbone.

 

[Restless Native]

Ben needs to stop creeping over girls half his age

 

[Restless Native]

Please no more Solenes ever again

 

[Lurkernomore]

Ben reminds me of one of those creepy holiday reps that still in their mid 40s can't settle down, so just continues acting like a 20 something sleeping around and getting pissed. It is a bit sad really.

 

[SC1990]

Howling at Aesha eating noodles in bed with her tits out. She's a machine, how can she get THAT drunk then bounce into work the next day??

 

[cowtastrophe]

Got to say, I don’t think Nathan handled things well with Joe. He should have just sat down with him and said, look, we’ve had our differences but let’s move past it and have each other’s backs.

Gen is being a dick.

 

[disneys]

It’s really made my day that the other two deckies are pretty hot and also so much taller than Joe just as he deserves

Nathan is a terrible manager , sorry . We all have to work sometimes with people we don’t like . But he’s gone about working with Joe completely the wrong way

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Kizzi got married. That man is absolutely mad. Dumped him so that she could shag around on a reality show and took her back. Yikes.

 

[whatisawhat]

I don’t blame Ben. His approach isn’t ideal, but it never has been. He’s a chef and a very good one.
The chicken tenders in or on something was classic Ben & completely unnecessary, but hilarious. It was a valid question!
But she’s chopping cucumber for guests that looks like crew food & she doesn’t put sugar in a cheesecake? I’d be frustrated too.
It’s definitely just for the drama.
I think she’s been pandered too her whole life; chefs have historically been treated horrendously as they try to move up the ranks & hone their trade, she needs to get a grip. This is nothing

 

[SkinnerBells]

I felt bad for Ben. Ellie’s got a terrible temper & she’s a bully. And that boy and his bothersome hair - Mike is so annoying!

 

[Lalala12]

Beyond bored now of the Solene/Jess/Barbara/Kyle drama. Why does anyone even want Solene she is a lazy vile girl

 

[Demilee124]

I went right off Bri towards the end. So I ain't shipping them

Me too! She was up Lara’s arse

I feel like Lara has manipulated the others against Tzarina too it’s like proper high school bitchy behaviour and just not okay. Lara really did ruin this season!!

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

Mike looks like he’s had way too much Botox and bad filler. Or is that just me? His face looks super swollen

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Why is Luke the only one taking the flak for the crusty sheets? Gen is a pice of work.