Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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I really liked him till this episode! What a mess. How crazy how within 5 mins they were off to the beach then shagging in the men’s toilets. Absolutely vile especially on the floor 🤢
 
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Just watched the latest episode - what an absolute mess! That woman who shagged Kyle has surely got to be a plant? There’s no way they’d show her face so clearly if they were doing that unless she was in on it, surely?!

Either way - absolutely vile behaviour from Kyle. He’s defo in self-destruct mode: it’s quite sad to see really. I know it sounds quite dramatic, but if he doesn’t sort himself out, I can see him dead in a few years.
 
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Just watched the latest episode - what an absolute mess! That woman who shagged Kyle has surely got to be a plant? There’s no way they’d show her face so clearly if they were doing that unless she was in on it, surely?!

Either way - absolutely vile behaviour from Kyle. He’s defo in self-destruct mode: it’s quite sad to see really. I know it sounds quite dramatic, but if he doesn’t sort himself out, I can see him dead in a few years.
Hopefully, Damo will step up and help him out. He clearly recognised that Kyle's behaviour is a cry for help, and having seen a friend go through it, he seems to be the right person for him to lean on and get support.
 
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Kyle/ Stillie/ Scottish is now on OnlyFans. I'll not be taking one for the team and subscribing.
 
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Just watched the latest episode - what an absolute mess! That woman who shagged Kyle has surely got to be a plant? There’s no way they’d show her face so clearly if they were doing that unless she was in on it, surely?!

Either way - absolutely vile behaviour from Kyle. He’s defo in self-destruct mode: it’s quite sad to see really. I know it sounds quite dramatic, but if he doesn’t sort himself out, I can see him dead in a few years.
I had a thought that she may have been pre-ordered and paid for.
 
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Kyle/ Stillie/ Scottish is now on OnlyFans. I'll not be taking one for the team and subscribing.
I was following him on instagram because he was funny and likeable in the first series he was in (not perfect, but who is?) but he just seems different and altogether tragic now. Final straw for me to hit unfollow was that only fans launch 🤢
 
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I was following him on instagram because he was funny and likeable in the first series he was in (not perfect, but who is?) but he just seems different and altogether tragic now. Final straw for me to hit unfollow was that only fans launch 🤢
I just don't find him attractive at all.
I don't think he's good looking - more average or below - and given the current series, he's not making up for it personality wise either 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I just don't find him attractive at all.
I don't think he's good looking - more average or below - and given the current series, he's not making up for it personality wise either 🤷🏻‍♀️
No, I feel like his schtick, so to speak(!), was that he was this cheeky chappy, happy go lucky guy before but he’s just lost that altogether.
 
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I just don't find him attractive at all.
I don't think he's good looking - more average or below - and given the current series, he's not making up for it personality wise either 🤷🏻‍♀️
I agree. Especially after last weeks episode.
 
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So another pretty rit episode.
And sadly, it seems that Kyle has reflected on his behaviour, and thinks the only lesson learnt is that you need to be more mindful of ... who you trust?
Get to duck Kyle.
Keeping it nautical, you're not even just a red flag, you're these:

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So pleased I stopped watching this series. Doesn't sound very entertaining! More infuriating.
 
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Just watched the latest episode. Kyle's drinking is out of control.

I'm on the fence about the tip. I'd be pretty annoyed if I spent that sort of money and only ever left the dock on a tender.
 
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Just watched the latest episode. Kyle's drinking is out of control.

I'm on the fence about the tip. I'd be pretty annoyed if I spent that sort of money and only ever left the dock on a tender.
I think they should be grateful they got anything. It didn’t look like they went out of their way to do anything special for them? It was cheffy I felt sorry for- he knew that he had to be perfect for the team to receive anything. Then for the staff to be complaining that they didn’t have enough food…what were deck team doing without the boat moving? Surely they could have given him a hand with the staff food?
 
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I don't think the tip was tight, I genuinely don't understand why the crew was acting that way. The boat didn't move! 🤷‍♀️
I also agree with Chef that the crew were being rude by complaining/asking about food when he had been doing most of the hard graft on that charter. Don't even tell me about the apparent inability of the deckies to pick up a bin bag. :rolleyes: It's their job! And since they weren't having to chamois the exterior or whatever, surely they should have been more available to help Chef Anthony wash dishes and take out the trash?!
 
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