Leggings and a bodysuit? 
Being Robbo #9 Bore, snore, her blazer is a size 4!!
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I forgot to update you on Butlins!
So one day Robbo was in the pool and it looked like she had offered to look after her friend's baby (it looked tiny, way younger than the Insta photos). So Robbo was basically relaxing in the pool cuddling a sleeping baby for ages, whilst Chicken Man was playing with Mase and her friend was off looking after her child and Ivy. Hmmm, I wonder who had it easy.
Also, she definitely isn't lying about having lipoedema. You can't necessarily tell on Instagram but her top half is tiny a size 8/10, and her bottom half is a lot curvier (top of thighs 14/16), her figure looks nothing like her Instagram photos in real life. I know she always mentions the pull you in magic H&M leggings and the spanx, so I think she must wear both together. I'm not body shaming at all, she looks fine, but I can see why she probably gets obsessed with dieting as she's probably trying to target the part she is most insecure about. When she says she is a size 12, that will be after the spanx are on.
We all noticed a while back that a photo on her grid (balcony photo with Ivy) has been airbrushed compared to the version she posted on her stories, so I wouldn't be surprised if she airbrushes quite a few photos, also I completely get now why she uses the high angle when taking photos, but there's no need to.
She's so much taller than Chicken Man too! They don't look suited, just completely different, like Little and Large.
So one day Robbo was in the pool and it looked like she had offered to look after her friend's baby (it looked tiny, way younger than the Insta photos). So Robbo was basically relaxing in the pool cuddling a sleeping baby for ages, whilst Chicken Man was playing with Mase and her friend was off looking after her child and Ivy. Hmmm, I wonder who had it easy.
Also, she definitely isn't lying about having lipoedema. You can't necessarily tell on Instagram but her top half is tiny a size 8/10, and her bottom half is a lot curvier (top of thighs 14/16), her figure looks nothing like her Instagram photos in real life. I know she always mentions the pull you in magic H&M leggings and the spanx, so I think she must wear both together. I'm not body shaming at all, she looks fine, but I can see why she probably gets obsessed with dieting as she's probably trying to target the part she is most insecure about. When she says she is a size 12, that will be after the spanx are on.
We all noticed a while back that a photo on her grid (balcony photo with Ivy) has been airbrushed compared to the version she posted on her stories, so I wouldn't be surprised if she airbrushes quite a few photos, also I completely get now why she uses the high angle when taking photos, but there's no need to.
She's so much taller than Chicken Man too! They don't look suited, just completely different, like Little and Large.
Is she being sarcastic about hating the school run in winter? 1 She hates the school run every day and 2 winter hasnāt hit yet, itās bloody 14 degrees here š«
All she does is sit on her bleeping arse and complain sheās tired. She does absolutely duck all. She doesnāt have a bleeping clue. Sheās everything I would never want to be.
She needs to see a doctor if sheās genuinely that tired all the time!
As much as most look forward to time off from work, booking a holiday etc., getting ready for it, I think it shows how little she has going on in her life that she is making a big deal out of Tui releasing their 2024 holidays, constantly needing a Haven/Butlins break bookedā¦basically always trying to escape her day to day life. I feel quite sorry for her in a sense because I get the impression she is a bit stuck?
Which might be ok if she was ever going anywhere interesting.I think she just wants to make liking holidays (who doesnāt?) and going on them her āthingā tbh, as she has literally no personality so she has to latch on to something.
Who needs 54 Milkybars a month???
Literally came here to ask the same question!
Noone but an amazon aff link is a goody cause we all buy from there. So once youve clicked it shes getting kick backs from anything you buy from Amazon 
I outright refuse to click ANY links anyone posts with an āaffā āadā or āgiftedā. I take my petty arse to the Internet and find it there.Noone but an amazon aff link is a goody cause we all buy from there. So once youve clicked it shes getting kick backs from anything you buy from Amazon
The Milky Bars are on Robbo. 
Holy hell! Sheās branching out of benidorm! Never thought Iād see the day! Wonder how much sheāll ālove Spainā when itās actually Spanish, they speak Spanish, Irish pubs are hard to find and they eat dinner at 11pmā¦
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Other parents? So whoās having mase then? 
āHas anyone ever been to Madridā she supposedly has 34,000 followers and shes saying it like itās Timbuktu
Itās my favourite city in the world so Iām feeling vengeful about this one
she supposedly has 34,000 followers and shes saying it like itās TimbuktuItās my favourite city in the world so Iām feeling vengeful about this one
Who's having masey pops? Unlucky slobbo you can't pawn that child off 
Designated parent? Wow! I call my Stepdaughters Mam their Mam! I've been doing it wrong all these years
I donāt think Mase will ever gain a successful adult tooth on his diet
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