Do you think?! Interesting. I feel like she’d want to make more of a song and dance about that and also legally may be difficult in such short notice… but who knows! Would explain why she’s drastically dieting and would give her lots of great tacky photos to share every other dayIt’s just dawned on me that they’re obviously planning to get married while they’re out there. It’s second time round for both of them and neither of them have many friends so a big wedding with the typical build up (hen do, stag do, bridesmaid proposals etc) that is very often the ‘done thing’ nowadays just isn’t feasible for them.
The only thing that makes me doubt my theory is that surely they would want their children involved in their wedding? But then I realise that this is Robbo and Chicken Man, who both actively avoid spending any time with their children, and suddenly I’m convinced again.
Yes. I’m convinced. Think about it:Do you think?! Interesting. I feel like she’d want to make more of a song and dance about that and also legally may be difficult in such short notice… but who knows! Would explain why she’s drastically dieting and would give her lots of great tacky photos to share every other day
She booked it a few weeks ago because she had credit from her last adults only break that they were going on that was cancelled. I imagined that she picked Jamaica because it’s quite far away so she can play the “no point going for a short time, might as well make the most of it” and because the travel restrictions aren’t red. I honestly don’t think they are getting married there, I think she’s just a selfish cow that found a fancy hotel on the amber list and went for itYes. I’m convinced. Think about it:
1) She has expressed desperation to go on this holiday, more than any normal reaction. There’s been no talk of swapping the destination for one closer to home. If it was JUST the time away she was bothered about, she’d happily swap for Greece or Spain. So why specifically Jamaica? Because they’ve paid for the ceremony etc.
2) Their relationship was the product of an affair. It hasn’t been THAT LONG since they got together and as such, people are bound to still be reeling from it. Therefore, they wouldn’t have a big guest list and it makes sense to do it abroad alone where they wouldn’t have the shame of having an empty hall.
3) This is the second marriage for both of them. They’re probably more inclined to do it a bit smaller second time round.
4) She is running out of content. He’s had the snip so another pregnancy is off the cards. She’s been uncharacteristically quiet when it comes to talks of wedding planning. There’s a mountain of online content to be had when it comes to weddings. She would easily gain hundreds of followers if she documented it. There’s been total silence.
5) She would piss herself with excitement uploading a “surprise! Look what we did!” photo.
You could well be right. But to play devil’s advocate, it’s a lot of money to pay when you’re allegedly planning to get married as well. I honestly think she’s so dull and boring that she’ll see a surprise abroad wedding as exciting and riveting content!She booked it a few weeks ago because she had credit from her last adults only break that they were going on that was cancelled. I imagined that she picked Jamaica because it’s quite far away so she can play the “no point going for a short time, might as well make the most of it” and because the travel restrictions aren’t red. I honestly don’t think they are getting married there, I think she’s just a selfish cow that found a fancy hotel on the amber list and went for it
After she screwed her family with the affair, imagine how they’d feel about a secret second weddingI’m here for the sweaty moon-y tragic wedding photos.
Jus before she flies out of the country during a pandemic where she could potentially catch COVID or get stranded leaving them behind.She definitely doesn’t read here… now she’s posting photos of LOOK HERE ARE MY CHILDREN AT ACTIVITIES I TOOK THEM TO BECAUSE I AM A MUM.
This is the next one! It looks like she smelt how shit her life is!That face she’s pulling, whyyyView attachment 701609
All I seeThat face she’s pulling, whyyyView attachment 701609
Basically he is a dead ringer for the chicken man in Toy Story 2 like he could have been lifted from the cartoon.These posts are killing me!
I’m fairly new to tattle why is he called CM?
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