Being Robbo #4 While chicken man's away, the tart comes out to play.

[Fanaff]

I don’t even eat meat and I can tell that the meal he cooked looks like a bit of old shoe leather

 

[RedHotMoon]

Lol. ‘Omg I’m so sick again why meee’. Mystery.

Rob looks like the kind of guy who would pick up roadkill and yeet that into the freezer too.

I bet he's one of those arseholes that parks his trolley in front of the reduced section and blocks it so no one else can have a look

 

[ChubClubThug]

I bet he's one of those arseholes that parks his trolley in front of the reduced section and blocks it so no one else can have a look

He can do that with his gut, big fat arse and her moon head. The other shoppers must think there's a power cut when the inbreds rock up

 

[paula1234]

He can do that with his gut, big fat arse and her moon head. The other shoppers must think there's a power cut when the inbreds rock up

bleeping hell you’ve killed me off

 

[piebarm]

He can do that with his gut, big fat arse and her moon head. The other shoppers must think there's a power cut when the inbreds rock up

Omg I am in bits laughing at this

 

[Happyholly]

He can do that with his gut, big fat arse and her moon head. The other shoppers must think there's a power cut when the inbreds rock up

DEAD

 

[Cookiemonster83]

Wow she's much beefier (not a word I know lol) than I thought in that latest story. Nowt wrong with it but man does she love to play the skinny victim of body positivity!

 

[Fineapple]

Eewwwww she’s eating the expired scallops

 

[Nixen]

Eewwwww she’s eating the expired scallops

She’s going to tit her way to a 3lb loss on the scales

 

[Greencatfysh]

For someone who never leaves the house she gets pinged by track and trace a lot! I never have!

 

[Fineapple]

Bet she texted herself that so that she could conveniently be off work again.

 

[Fanaff]

For someone who never leaves the house she gets pinged by track and trace a lot! I never have!

I reckon she asks anyone that tests positive to name her as a contact so she can stay home!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Do you get paid in England if you have to stay home?

 

[Byewiggy]

Pretty sure when the rules change her work will be able to ask her to get PCR test and then when you get a negative result you can go back into work. She was furloughed for like a year AFTER her maternity, bet she pisses off her work colleague's so bad with how work shy she is.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

Do you get paid in England if you have to stay home?

If youre on certain benefits, you can apply for a grant for isolating

 

[Fineapple]

For the few hours she works her wage is probably just pocket money anyway. It’ll be Daddy Yellow Sticker bringing home the bacon.

 

[paula1234]

How does she keep being contacted ? I’ve not once been contacted and I’ve worked through the whole bloody pandemic

 

[JoeBloggs]

Do you get paid in England if you have to stay home?

You can get a one off £500 payment if you are on certain benefits, this is what the 4 or 5th time though she's isolated. Crazy.

 

[Sslb_18]

My guess is she has the track and trace app which is super sensitive.
I can only assume working in a spoons, she will be “pinged” even if someone just walked in, even though we think she works in the kitchen and wouldn’t have been anywhere near anyone!
Convenient for no “late shifts”

 

[Doingitforthegram]

If she was being pinged via the app she wouldn't be getting a text it would just be the app notifying her