So she goes for simple recyclable craft paper then adds a plastic candy cane.!
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She mentioned the other day she had to wrap the cheap poundland paper around each present several times cos it's so thin 
If that isn't a perfect metaphor for the hag's buying behaviour - buy cut priced tat and buy in bulk, then bodge it and need to buy more - I don't know what is!
If that isn't a perfect metaphor for the hag's buying behaviour - buy cut priced tat and buy in bulk, then bodge it and need to buy more - I don't know what is!
speak properly…….
Why is that eye so black
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Marfan syndrome ma luvlee...so yeah
sorry 
This thread is as dry as her content
I bet she likes that though!!This thread is as dry as her content
This thread is as dry as her content
8th December and Mrs. Christmas is fucked, well, for content anyway. Sad really.
To quote Phoenix Nights… ‘She’s off her tits, she’s gangster tripping’. Does Beggy take any medication would cause dilated pupils and one eye on the South Pole and one eye on the North Pole?
I still can’t get over how her house is laden with trees and decs . Every time she posts a new reel i crease up at the grotto . How they move around in that house is beyond me . It’s defo the worse one yet she’s done .
She’s ran out of content and she calls herself Mrs Christmas . She’ll be on Christmas sale countdown next week with swipe ups all over the place and she’ll be buying even more tat and Christmas pyjamas .
She will be off to work later on for 3 hour shift so that’ll tire the old mare out and she’ll be in bed by 5
She’s ran out of content and she calls herself Mrs Christmas . She’ll be on Christmas sale countdown next week with swipe ups all over the place and she’ll be buying even more tat and Christmas pyjamas .
She will be off to work later on for 3 hour shift so that’ll tire the old mare out and she’ll be in bed by 5
I’m surprised the drug squad haven’t been round thinking she has a cannabis farm from the amount of heat/electric they must generate risk time of year at the grotto.
It must be like sleeping with someone in shackles laying next to her, hearing those cheap tacky fake bracelets clanking whenever she moves
In bed by 8pm was it! Time for another B12 shot considering they gave her soooo much extra energy
Why is she cooking Jason a chicken madras before 9am?! Is he not capable of cooking a from a jar himself at actual dinner time?! She is so odd
Anyone notice she is showing her rancid 11 dressing gowns off ...so yeah
Is it any wonder her bracelet snapped when she wears about 15 at once (cheap and tacky ones at that)
Apart from the hilarious(!) Christmas countdown what festive content does Mrs Christmas bring to insta? Absolutely nothing, never known anyone so boring.
Apart from the hilarious(!) Christmas countdown what festive content does Mrs Christmas bring to insta? Absolutely nothing, never known anyone so boring.
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And she shows it off like it was her idea and she thought of it, people have been wrapping their Christmas presents in brown paper for a few years, she’s always so late to the party!
“I hardly ever do ads”
So yeah Begs
So yeah Begs
Gotta be the joke of the year!!!
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