Beckijones4 #96 I live at home, I'm 50 stone, I'm made of grease and n on my niece

[Venom]

So Daintum xo

 

[loveulongtime0]

She’s excited to see Paige’s leavers shirt on? Sorry but why? That’s fucking weird mate

 

[Herfromtheeast]

Oh guys what is that looks like a very saggy pair of balls

 

[4yogits]

“Knowledgeable about the world”

“eeee all these Stabbings are terrible, just be bluddi kind instead”

 

[LadyMarmalade]

Honestly that last videum of her wearing the car through the drive frum should be overlaid with the audio from the last walk

‘ I’m smashing my goals and feel so much healfier and mental healfier and fittah ‘ while Paige is squashed like a fly on the window.

 

[rubysdeadfly]

She dresses like a pastoral worker in a primary school in 2008

 

[Jellybean79]

With her newly improved fitness levels she’s going to run in the parent’s race

 

[Babychicken]

Hang on. Did I just watch her buy AND WRAP a jar of snacks and 10 packs of sweets for her Dad for Farver's Day? Isn't he diabetic? Hasn't he had investigations for suspected cancer? Doesn't he have worsening vascular dementia? And this fat, selfish side of ham masquerading as a human spends just over £15 on his present. SHE'S JUST SPENT £33 ON CAKE!!!!!!!

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

As if this greedy fucker has made a worktop full of food under the pretence that it’s a treat for her dad for Father’s Day but yet again she takes first dibs and serves herself first!!! On the flying saucer of a plate no less! Ian was lingering about in the background while she loaded up her plate. A normal person would feel awkward and bad getting in there first but oh no not her. Cheeky cunt

 

[K4040]

She’s that knowledgeable she doesn’t know that she’s a woman not a women (even though she’s the size of 2 women)

 

[_uwu_]

“Mum? Dad? Can we film a Matilda videum of dad eating the Bruce cake for my tektok? It will be soum funny”. Thirty fucking one years of age man.

 

[goldie341]

Thread title @Diagoras20 kebabums x2 for youm

Quick recapum:

- Fat
- Greasy
- Not special needs just a bit of a cunt
- Pitta titties
- Naan, dead. Rickets, dead. Becki, probably soon to be dead.
- Has a wet room, washes bum with stick

Chinese/chippy debate is off the table

Thankfully still waiting on any more fat dildo pics from @Sertraline Queen

Please continuem

 

[LadyMarmalade]

Down South we call it "pork sticks on cooked yeast" x

I you so much.

As a dirty foreigner only here to steal men and jobs, I will never not be astounded at the 5001 different ways Brits can argue about sausage sandwiches. Yes my people have the same number of words for ‘drunk’ in our culture but we don’t row about it.

 

[Sorrybutno]

Guyzzzz can I just say I have been hanged drawn and quartered on another thread on here for stating my opinion on something I didn’t agree with.. you’s lot are a breathe of fresh air just hilarious and entertaining. If I was Yaz Harvey I’d call you all ‘my safe place’ ‘my world’ ‘my calm’ but I’m not a twat so just a thank youm will do x

 

[blacktigertears]

Wow the fucking fat cunt blocked me - it was on the Costco video “you might think I’m off to ibiza but I’m actually off to Costco” all I wrote is that she looks like she rolled out of bed why would we think she’s going to Ibiza

fucken savage

 

[rubysdeadfly]

We’ve all been there lass x (crucially, Becki never has been)

 

[eggsandwiches]

Is her head on the wrong way around?

 

[Sertraline Queen]

The side eye when Paige has the fries . The neck gunt ffs.

 

[eggsandwiches]

View attachment 3004073 The poor gear stick fighting for its life next to that

She has definitely lost some weight in her legs. They really do look finner x

 

[Bella's mummy]

Wasn’t that hot dog she refused to eat German? the one where she licked the tip and fled to McDonald’s in distress?

She's going to die a virgin if she gets distressed at licking the tip of a sausage. Send me to Tattle jail.
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Beckums in New Yorkem