BeckiJones4 #92 Noncey Sinatra These hooves are made for stomping

[gimm3more]

I've got membership and I drive. Let's have a bisonettes day out and buy loads of crap we don't need.

I’ll sort a coach troops

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Bloody hell, going on about having a nice glass of cold milk. Becki you’re 31, don’t you ever have a nice glass of Shiraz?!

 

[kayefeluu20]

Bloody hell, going on about having a nice glass of cold milk. Becki you’re 31, don’t you ever have a nice glass of Shiraz?!

Becki Jones is the type of person to put Ribena in a wine glass and play pretend, popping her Tic Tac tablets whilst she does it

 

[gigilouxx]

I’d punch a hole in the door at the sight of my obese 31 year old waddling upstairs with a pint of milk

 

[kayefeluu20]

I’d punch a hole in the door at the sight of my obese 31 year old waddling upstairs with a pint of milk

Bit harsh Gigi. She didn't waddle up, she took the stairlift x

 

[Babybail93]

The pretend sadness in that pie videum is wild. Calm down Meryl Streep

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Is the dress code traditional black funeral attire?

Dress code is an item from Beckis Vinted, lots to choose from and we can get away with at least two of us in each dress.

 

[amb1505]

RIP rickets you would have loved Porchs first Costco trip

 

[Babybail93]

I’d punch a hole in the door at the sight of my obese 31 year old waddling upstairs with a pint of milk

You just know crack bun went to make herself a cup of tea later and all the bleeping milk was gone. KMT!

 

[Ambrosie]

Definitely. I've fallen down the reddit hole now though. Dedicated too much of my day to the tubby custard. My healthy, actually cared for dog is looking at me for his pre-bedtime wee.

“Tubby custard” I love the weirdly specific insults this thread comes up with for Garlic Dep Queen. The best insults on Tattle I think

 

[soph30]

Potatoes in the pie and potatoes on the side? Wild.

I know and a man sized new potato serving too

 

[goldie341]

You just know crack bun went to make herself a cup of tea later and all the bleeping milk was gone. KMT!

No she couldn’t make it today she was rattlin tae duck

 

[essence_of_rock]

She’ll be grief eating like a gannet now, more so than the standard for Bison. I know, I know. I’m a cold soul but there’s no excuse.

 

[JulesC]

I know and a man sized new potato serving too

Don’t ever change Soph

 

[EllyMay]

Loving the BDL defending the mass food consumption after a bereavement saying she still needs to eat and needs a distraction. Rickets is already off her mind and she's salivating over suitcase Sunday.

 

[Diddikins]

The pretend sadness in that pie videum is wild. Calm down Meryl Streep

It was all very dramatic. She was fine roaming round Costco stuffing her face but can’t dish up a pie without getting choked up.

 

[Johnson1901]

How’s that a pie? It’s a chicken dinner with some puff pastry on top

 

[JeIIyBean080]

Becki could win an oscar for the acting sad, so mesmerising x

 

[_uwu_]

She did duck all with the dog, didn’t walk it, didn’t want to know it was sick, giggled that he’s not eating and howling daily. Absolutely rinsing his death whilst slamming that slab of potatum pie onto her satellite dish the ming.

 

[sleepingpanda]

And the Oscar for most dramatic performance goes to….
Bison jones in “my dead dog rickets”