BeckiJones4 #92 Noncey Sinatra These hooves are made for stomping

[Sertraline Queen]

GDD

garlic dep disorder

 

[Diddikins]

next will be ‘I can dress myself’ with the pitas out. More cooking. She’s so smart

Please don’t will that into existence. She’s been reading here, it could happen.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

A Redditor bisonette found this.

 

[JeIIyBean080]

I’m sorry can someone confirm im reading this correctly? She is 31 and can’t say “THING” ??????

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Insulting to 3y olds tbh

I agree. Nancy is 3 and unlike Becki she knows what a healthy snack is

 

[BaileyMC]

I am just gonna leave this here

 

[Diddikins]

I’m sorry can someone confirm im reading this correctly? She is 31 and can’t say “THING” ??????View attachment 2961829

Oh duck off can she not say “thing” instead of “fing”. If she can say “the”, “this”, “that” and “these”, she can say “thing”.

 

[EllyMay]

Those crumpets look tit. "Super tasty snack" so not lunch then. Covered with cheese even though she doesn't like cheese.

 

[Rodeodown]

Could've done with more sweet chilli sauce

Well duh simple simon you put about 0.2ml in each one why did you fuckin bother mate

 

[Ashaleee]

Can't believe I felt a tiny bit sorry for caff when she's a total enabler

I used to tbh but when you look at the bigger picture you can see it's totally her fault. I'd die of embarrassment if that was my kid, total failure

 

[kayefeluu20]

Still not over 'heptic'

This smug era annoyed me at first but now it's kind of funny. What are you smug about? Parking further away from supermarkets to get an extra 40 steps in? Oh dear.

 

[unwanted.opinions]

She deffo doesn’t like caths roasts because becki can’t control the portion size. When it comes to food she’s like a woman possessed

Isn’t that a sign of addiction?

I'm actually starting to hate cath now for letting her mammoth, disrespectful waster of a daughter behave how she does. If I was her I'd of ordered herself and our Ian a takeaway and told her to shove her burnt roast up her fat arse! No sympathy for her at all, she created that overgrown brat. She's a tit mum and becki is a bleeping parasite

Don’t hold back joking aside she created the monster and is now suffering the consequences of her actions. Her other kids act more like adults so they clearly spoilt Bison and pandered to her as she was the baby of the family.

 

[Bella's mummy]

I agree. Nancy is 3 and unlike Becki she knows what a healthy snack is

I was in Asda cafe today and there was a three year old there with more intelligence than Bison.

 

[alliwantistruth]

Bloody hell I'm early enough to comment Can't pronounce my arse Beck, more like she chooses to pronounce incorrectly cos it makes her look like an innocent ickle gworl

Also, I'm legit surprised Ricketts has hung on so long (I know 200 year old), but he's been near the end for ages now! Swear it's been months, poor thing

 

[goldie341]

ian should’ve spaffed her up in Caffs crackbun

New fred title I beg

 

[under the ivy]

Her handwriting looks like a 5 year olds

 

[Helliebella]

Ffs surely pork chops written that? Either that or bec bec cant do joined up writing. She’d never get her pen license the illiterate bloon.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Loving all the accounts taking the piss disguised as caring

 

[gimm3more]

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Her handwriting looks like a 5 year olds

Her handwriting matches her teeth if anyone can see what I mean

 

[EllyMay]

Iced buns, biscuits, Nutella bars and chocolate. It's the small changes bison. Swear she's eating more now she shuffles around living room once a week.