Ashaleee
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And her armIf your going to edit your legs and feet surley its a good idea to make sure you have the correct amount of toes
And her armIf your going to edit your legs and feet surley its a good idea to make sure you have the correct amount of toes
Fucking hell who is in your group if that's slow, Mo Farrah? You're running an 8 minute mile and clearly fit, you can hardly compare with a obese sloth.
i cantShe's grinding my gears recently.
I think its because she seems so smug and full of self importance of late.
So here's a little 'get it out of ny system' list.
1. The angle that you have that phone on your most recent walk should give you the chiselled look of Bella Hadid, but noum.
2. You've gone for a walk, wtf do you need your vape.
3. Why always a dessert spoon for meals? It's a literal shovel, just be an adult and learn how to use a knife and fork already.
4. Your hair care. You need to actually wash your hair, y'know regularly. Stick with a routine you absolute cockwomble. You can't expect a shampoo to work after one time when you only wash your hair once a week. Oh and on that note, cantu? Cantu for your hair type!? Noum.
5. Stop lying about not drinking fizz. Even if you had stopped it'll make no difference with everything going on.
6. For the love of all things holy, get your fucking eyebrows thinned out, you look like my elderly science teacher did (Sorry Mr Wilko).
7. Just get a life.
Ok. Thank youm.
She probably thinks they will hire her for their adverts.Thanks Becki I love seeing the inside of a Premier Inn box room
Looks more like she’s saying Chritht, but yeah.
Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce ✊️A few golden screenshots from today
My amazon fitbit knock off is in MPH so cba with converting it as I don’t understand it. I don’t get how my best pace is low. I would have thought a higher one was betterI was curious, so set my Apple Watch to record a walk with the dogs on our evening stroll. I am not fit at the moment, and although I have lost a fair bit of weight since January, I still have around another 3 stone to lose.
But with walking two very sniffy spaniels and stopping to talk to another dog walker, I was still walking twice the speed of our Bec - literally, 15 minute/km to her 30 minute/km. and my average, unfit heart rate was 110bpm. And MFP rates my walk as being a “leisurely pace”
I’m not surprised she keeps falling over.
It would take me about 35/40 mins and I’m definitely heading towards later middle ageAn hour to walk a mile and a half? Good Lord Almighty,
Just quite amazingOmg! Not sure it's this one but they are similar. Look at the company name!View attachment 2950072
Bison will be getting excited at the words "meaty beast". "Oh dominios have got a new pizza umbrella out called the meaty beast"
Noum. I’m sorry but what the fuck is this? 🥲
I don’t think so, the one from 8h ago says 168 comments and there’s genuinely about 20 there xTroll comments on the latest vid, has she realised she needs them?
Fill my face by the (Flabia) dashboard light"Like a fat out of Ell, I'll be in Greggs when the morning comes"
"I will do anything for scran"