Beckijones4 #73 Tubby custard, eyes the colour of mustard, under 18s get her flustered

[uglybettybetty]

Fankyoum @user726 for the fred title!

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Sorry late toum the partym but oh my godm these make my day

 

[Sazza25]

Omg in all my Becki hatred I forgot how much I hate Stephanie Sodding Vavron! Walking STI with the first ever eyebrows to explore space

Her and aimless are the biggest cunts/slags

 

[LadyMarmalade]

Even the turkey account who does impressions of people is coming for her

Pity he’s shite.

 

[missbct]

Genuine question here from someone who doesn't drive..is it safe to drive in crocs or does she have no choice as fuck all else fits her fat hobbit feet.

I can’t wear them to drive in (I’ve borrowed my mums before) because they slip around and I can’t feel the pedals accurately enough. But for big scoops cos her feet are like blocks of concrete they’re probably tight enough to cut off the blood supply so she should be ok if that makes sensum? X

 

[Jellybean79]

She’s comparing herself to Abby. Now, she has her own issues but they’re different ballparks!

 

[Chloe123456]

I'm losing weight as I'm old and going on a hen weekend in Spain with 8 20 somethings as i couldn't think of an excuse when I was asked. I'm trying to lose half a stone so I'm not the big one. Can't even comprehend the mindset you'd have to get into lose 15 stone. After seeing Lawrence I wonder if she'll take the gastric band route. She'd get it free.

No point her goin down that route, she needs to sort herself out mentally

 

[Klaus123]

Do we think she’s given up on the walking thing now?

 

[ChubClubThug]

The way she puts the mask on her first chin, then smears it over the others as an afterthought

 

[Nayalove96]

ribs tonight I see. No meal prep meal then?

 

[Wizzywoo2]

I went to see the 1975 last night and a girl behind me outside was scranning a burger and her mate went, alright becki Jones. I almost asked if she was a tattler but I'm already weird enough looking

Oohh I went to night 1 and 2 at the o2! Thay were amazing!

 

[caldie76]

Happy new thredum I wonder how many takeaways she will get through this week

 

[Babybail93]

Come on you fugly wildebeest time to wake up, rise and shineum, I'm bored x

I don’t think it’s too long before we’ll be on a diabetes journey with her. That’ll be fun. Obviously she won’t seek help until her fat little toes start dropping off, even then she’ll still swear she’s a healthy Kween

 

[goldsmithlady809]

Is this a fuckin plant pot of cereal
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This cracked me up and reminded me of the 'hammock of cake' scene from Family Guy

Seems apt!

 

[whisperchat]

The white Paul Breach canoes are so on brand

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Imagine the stench inside them

 

[Sertraline Queen]

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[kayefeluu20]

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Soum sorry for suggesting youm.

 

[cwymmie]

absolute bowel cancer merchant

stop

 

[Mkgsrm03]

Our dancing quweeeeen

 

[bubblebar1317]

That’s far to much work for fattie.

She wouldn’t even be able to manage that liver fasting diet Lawrence did and Christ KNOWS she needs it

 

[tellmewhy]

I’ve just looked at everyone else’s comments and worked out there was at least 1700 calories in her mini egg dessert