Beckijones4 #65 31 stone, 31 years old, 31 IQ

[Diddikins]

I’d rather eat stale mouldy Lidl brownies before ordering from Alana. She clearly isn’t struggling for business if she’s giving 15 brownies to this fat fuck every week. Doesn’t she also give them to beggy Sevda too?

 

[teatalks]

Nah she is truly disgusting

 

[under the ivy]

From Reddit

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

Imagine being the size of a house and saying “I really enjoy walking” like no you fucking don’t, give over

 

[kayefeluu20]

"It's like an aeroplane" it is an aeroplane you stupid bint

 

[Flip&Flop]

 

[Houseofbane29]

Bad gal

 

[Venom]

insta vs reality

 

[kayefeluu20]

It's infiltrated Twitter

 

[Reddy79]

This made me laugh more than it should have
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Oh and adding on , woman I work with says ‘hospikal’ instead of hospital and it makes me want to dry slap her into next week .

 

[Babychicken]

Fucking hell. Augustus Gloop's at it again. Who sends a morbidly obese intellectually challenged blobfish 15 brownies? Fucking DEESGUSTIN

 

[sleepingpanda]

Beckatrons January walk tracker

11th Jan - Grosvenor Park - 30 mins
15th Jan - boat museum - less than 30 mins

 

[sleepingpanda]

I’m glad ppl called her out

 

[Venom]

Happy New Thread Everywun, feel free to use this edit for your feeder onlyfans, bison xo

 

[Mrsptobe]

She did NOT set her phone up to tippy tappy her feet to a song in the back bedroom at her mums, at 31 years old…couldn’t pay me to live a life like that

 

[Reddy79]

My friend popped around before school this morning with her 9yr old daughter .
I showed the little girl a picture of that yoghurt making kit and said

“What are you meant to make with this ?”

Within 0.001 seconds

“Yoghurt !! It says so !”

A 9 YR OLD CHILD understood that ..

The 31yr old graduate .. didn’t ..

 

[kayefeluu20]

I am having a pretty awful January so far so I thought I’d go through the ‘most liked’ of all of Becki’s threads - needless to say, I’m in the house on my own, next to the dog trying not to shake him off the sofa, tears rolling down my cheeks. Highly recommended.

beckijones4 : Most liked Posts

That is a good read. Saw this gem again:

 

[Officedoor123]

"How to apply moisturiser with trotters"

 

[LadyMarmalade]

A 10 minute wander bothering some swans is not going to make that gilet do up Becki.

Going for a walk today without proper layers, a hat and gloves is so fucking stupid. But she prob doesn’t have any. And no proper coats that fit either. If she spent some of this week’s takeaway money in decathlon she’d be set.

And no I’m not giving her any credit. I get more exercise than that doing the fucking laundry.

 

[user726]

I bet the way she was patting down that cheesecake base is the same way she touches her clit. Erect pinky and all