Beckijones4 #65 31 stone, 31 years old, 31 IQ

[Venom]

View attachment 2689454Fucking hell she looks like she’s belting out opera or something. Give it a rest beck beck pls

 

[potatopotato2988]

Have we stopped trying to guess how much she weighs yet?
We all agree she’s fucking massive.

 

[Venom]

Loving the new NikNak Packets

 

[whisperchat]

"My dog keeps telling me to cover my ankles"
"Dog keeps barking 'wench'"
"Children's dance groups near me"
"Car drops to floor when I get in it"
"Recipes with triple carbohydrates"
"What is a bison"

‘Is it legal to marry your niece in the UK’

 

[Chloe123456]

Everybody (I’m attention seeking now) I made the joke about laying in front of the fire place tv and pretend I’m being cremated.. I’m so proud of that joke.. I may never say anything that funny ever again .., but I hope I do lol

 

[goldie341]

Happy new threadum, everywun! (thread title @Rodeodown suggested by @mumaof2boys)

 

[kayefeluu20]

I’ve got a new game - if we searched Becki’s Google history, what questions do we reckon she’s searched?

I can’t come up with anything witty but I’m sure my fellow bison bashers can…

"My dog keeps telling me to cover my ankles"
"Dog keeps barking 'wench'"
"Children's dance groups near me"
"Car drops to floor when I get in it"
"Recipes with triple carbohydrates"
"What is a bison"

 

[whisperchat]

Blimey take no prisoners Paige! I bet Becki was fuming after seeing her reply

 

[Sertraline Queen]

From the family vaults. How many pints to lick the trotters?

 

[whisperchat]

ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

 

[StreakyBacon]

She’s looking really big now and her head n face looks almost like it used too. Nice big chunk of dandruff.. hands are huge. I think she’s not used her usual filters but she’s still smoothed her skin a bit, I bet her pores look shocking irl

Spot the difference

 

[user726]

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Beckijones4 #65
Face like Pumba, got no bunda. Starting to look like a big brown gumba

 

[lauren119966]

Does 3 walks in the past YEAR and makes out she’s an avid walker hahshaha

 

[Helliebella]

What’s she got to show for her ‘money’ though?
She doesn’t have a house
She doesn’t have a nice car
She doesn’t have a partner
She doesn’t have any kids
She doesn’t go on holiday
She doesn’t buy nice clothes
She doesn’t pay for her hair/nails etc
She literally has nothing except a top fan badge for just eat

 

[under the ivy]

Becki’s in Ivy Asia

 

[Reddy79]

At least she took along a packed lunch for the walk ..

 

[Flip&Flop]

Just seen this on another thread and it's exactly what Becky looks like the way her head is growing and the fat eating her features

 

[Diddikins]

How can Nando’s be her favourite food since she was a baby? What were they doing, liquidising it and putting it bottles for her?

 

[Ktb]

“Got my mind on my money and I’m not going away..”

Neither are those chins hun!

The facials in that video. She looks so arrogant at the part where it goes “so keep on getting your paper”

She was channelling her inner bad bitch from da port.

Don’t be fooled by the chins that I’ve got, I’m just I’m just Becki from the port.
Used to weigh a little, now a weight a lot.
I’m just I’m just Becki from the port.

(sorry, it’s shit but I laughed)

 

[sleepingpanda]

Beckatrons January walk tracker

11th Jan - Grosvenor Park - 30 mins