Beckijones4 #58 I can taste the taste

[potatopotato2988]

You know how Catherine Tates Nan cackles? That’s exactly what I sound like right now.
Becks Decs: What a load of old tit

Becorations:

Rule 1 - spend 3.50 on B&M or Home Bargains
Rule 2 - scatter around ya bedroom at your mas
Rule 3 - at the end it’ll almost look as if you haven’t bothered.

Becorations.

 

[WellJenelle]

Becorations:

Rule 1 - spend 3.50 on B&M or Home Bargains
Rule 2 - scatter around ya bedroom at your mas
Rule 3 - at the end it’ll almost look as if you haven’t bothered.

Becorations.

Becorations MUST be included in the new thread title.

 

[Houseofbane29]

Not her calling the Xmas angel after her nan. ARE WE SURE SHES NOT SPESH!? I say that as a neurospicy person myself. Jesus wept she is simple gal

 

[Kelz19899]

Becorations:

Rule 1 - spend 3.50 on B&M or Home Bargains
Rule 2 - scatter around ya bedroom at your mas
Rule 3 - at the end it’ll almost look as if you haven’t bothered.

Becorations.

Sitting on the bottom of my kids bed waiting until he falls asleep and you know when your trying to hold in a laugh so much that you end up coughing up a lung.. BECORATIONS im dying

 

[Kelz19899]

Becki please, My 8 year old knows not to have things hanging over a lit candle ffs

 

[Coogs]

Imagine trying to hear the little kids singing and you can’t because there’s a hairy fat troll hunched over with her phone out, rifling through a bag of chicken bites with her sausage fingers. Eyes watering from the stench.

I’m actually Mutley laughing and crying at this, full on tears

 

[gimm3more]

Becki please, My 8 year old knows not to have things hanging over a lit candle ffs

Let her burn her house down

 

[capriallie]

Her bedroom looks like the set of the Queen Vic living room in 2003, if that makes senseum?

 

[gigilouxx]

Her bedroom looks like the set of the Queen Vic living room in 2003, if that makes senseum?

STOP IT LMAO IT DOES AS WELL

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

Just had a fought
When Paige gets up the duff in about 12 months, do you reckon Becki will demand to be a birthing partner? Never going to miss that is she!

 

[robinhiggs]

Those PLT lashes she got in the advent look awfulllll, I can't wait to see her try and wear them

 

[potatopotato2988]

Just had a fought
When Paige gets up the duff in about 12 months, do you reckon Becki will demand to be a birthing partner? Never going to miss that is she!

Any excuse
If that makes sensum

 

[Houseofbane29]

Her bedding is disgusting. She's the weirdest fifty year old I know.

 

[Kelz19899]

Let her burn her house down

That would be alright if it was just her and ricketts there but her poor mum and dad wouldn't deserve that big oaf burning their house down

 

[Jennytea]

She’s such a sad bleep isn’t she I only just noticed the N Y letters in her bedroom too She just can’t let it go can she

 

[user726]

That would be alright if it was just her and ricketts there but her poor mum and dad wouldn't deserve that big oaf burning their house down

Ricketts survived the great fire of London, he can survive again

 

[Elisesya]

Not her calling the Xmas angel after her nan. ARE WE SURE SHES NOT SPESH!? I say that as a neurospicy person myself. Jesus wept she is simple gal

First and foremost she is a lazy oaf, but if she did have needs it would probably be something like dyslexia (I have it myself). She’s said that she used to hide in the toilets at primary school during lessons. Am sure the teachers just loved her

 

[LadyMarmalade]

She’s such a sad bleep isn’t she I only just noticed the N Y letters in her bedroom too She just can’t let it go can she

They are special. As are the decorative Harry Potter books, with the corner turned down on page 4 of the first one when it all got a bit too tricky for her.
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Becki please, My 8 year old knows not to have things hanging over a lit candle ffs

Angel Naan is definitely going to boot that candle over as soon as becki falls asleep.
That thing is more haunted than Ricketts.

 

[Wizzywoo2]

Do you know what I have in my bedroom? A basket of washing that needs putting away another full of ironing, a lamp that needs a new bulb, kids crap that needs putting away etc. What I don't have as a fully functioning adult is a crappy fake tree with my dead nan stuck on the top and a hideous Christmas duvet. She really needs to grow the duck up and start acting her 31 years of age!

 

[It wasnt me]

First and foremost she is a lazy oaf, but if she did have needs it would probably be something like dyslexia (I have it myself). She’s said that she used to hide in the toilets at primary school during lessons. Am sure the teachers just loved her

Probabaly just shitting herself as per she is now.