By the time he's lifted her 18 folds he may as well just shove it in her earDan wants a shag, any holes a goal innit
And she will definitely have potayyyyyyytooowwwwwwes in the curry cos that’s her new obsession! Extra carb!Why does she always need double/triple carbs? She’s got a full pack of rice, 2 naans plus poppadoms ffs it’s just unnecessary
Not even her fridge the greedy cunt swear I'd be upercutting that chin off her chin the cheeky bitch
2 1/2 cups though, deffo not 1 cup of yogit xJust watched her “recipe” for that tragic dinnehhhh!
First of all Big Bertha-that ain’t “buttehhhhh” you are putting in, it’s fake ass shit! Not good. Also why so much?? Absolutely no need!
also natural “yogit” is singular. So saying “two cups of theeeeeeeese” really isn’t good English love!
However nice to see you didn’t load it with double cream yet again!!
I hope you feel lighter now. Say three hail Mary's and all is forgottenA few years back I met this girl on tinder and we hit it off. She invited me to her flat so I show up and it turns out she’s morbidly obese. Probably as big as Becki if not bigger but shaped differently. Anyway we are chatting and whatever and then she asks me to stay the night. I panic like fuck and tell her I will because she keeps being taken to A&E for trying to top herself and I don’t want to be responsible for that. Thankfully she then told me she’d never sleep with someone on the first date so genuinely all we did was sleep, but when she pulled her leggings down to sleep in her pants it absolutely fucking reeked of like musty old mushrooms and garlic.
I have no fucking clue why I’ve typed this out. My point is she was genuinely very pretty and funny but I still couldn’t sleep with her so I think I’d choose option A.
Anyway, I’m on citalopram.
Looks like it’s separated and she’s not shook the tin before opening.Nah I use coconut milk daily what the hell is that
I know but she said “adding natural yogit, two and a half cups of theeeeeese” when she should have said “this” Sorry I’m being pedantic cos she fucks me off so much. All these morons do when they can’t speak properly yet make it their actual job-to speak!2 1/2 cups though, deffo not 1 cup of yogit x
The only thing that runs in that family is high cholesterolI don’t think anyone in that family runs…..
Also using American measurements really pisses me off. Then again no one is going to use her recipes are they so doesn't really matter in the grans scheme of fingsI know but she said “adding natural yogit, two and a half cups of theeeeeese” when she should have said “this” Sorry I’m being pedantic cos she fucks me off so much. All these morons do when they can’t speak properly yet make it their actual job-to speak!
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