Honestly he seems totally thick, what surprises me though is that no one around him gives him any advice?!
Honestly he seems totally thick, what surprises me though is that no one around him gives him any advice?!Surely he cannot be this thick ? Ok may not of been top of his class academically but he has had huge life experiences, he’s travelled extensively and will of met so many different and interesting people. He just does not seem to have any sense of self awareness?
He must know people rip him to shreds online but he ploughs on !
Oh yes he can.Surely he cannot be this thick ?
I think he really is that thick! Also I imagine he’s been kept in the bubble of VB telling him how proud she is of anything he does and throwing money and opportunities at him like they mean nothing. He seems to have no clue about real life- also doesn’t seem to have any friends that aren’t fawning relatives.Surely he cannot be this thick ? Ok may not of been top of his class academically but he has had huge life experiences, he’s travelled extensively and will of met so many different and interesting people. He just does not seem to have any sense of self awareness?
He must know people rip him to shreds online but he ploughs on !
I agree, plus V & D have taken their fair share of people taking the piss over the years - her lack of talent, his “fashion” choices, their matching clothes, the wedding thrones, OK magazine covers and and just general fame/press attention seeking in the early days, so I honestly think Cooklyn believes this is just par for the course and is going to pay off in time.I think he really is that thick! Also I imagine he’s been kept in the bubble of VB telling him how proud she is of anything he does and throwing money and opportunities at him like they mean nothing. He seems to have no clue about real life- also doesn’t seem to have any friends that aren’t fawning relatives.
That outfit is inexplicable!! Just.. wtf?!View attachment 1758492
She is looking painfully thin. Look at her arm. This is the smallest she has been for a long time. Her head is like a lollipop again
What on earth is this? It looks like something scrawled in biro as a reminderAnother day another tattoo for Dorklyn
Dorklyn reminds me of the man in the movie Memento where he keeps getting tattoos to remember thingsWhat on earth is this? It looks like something scrawled in biro as a reminder
I wonder how hard that will be for the next tattoo artist to change into divorced?Dorklyn reminds me of the man in the movie Memento where he keeps getting tattoos to remember things
The dopey pleb can’t even remember that he got married
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I wonder if they will end up divorcing.. an evil part of me would find the fallout very entertainingI wonder how hard that will be for the next tattoo artist to change into divorced?
I'd say it inevitable. I can see Nicola having an affair with someone a bit older and more mature. Dorklyn will probably do a Victoria and take her back saying everything is fine but it won't last.I wonder if they will end up divorcing.. an evil part of me would find the fallout very entertaining
Let's be honest that is more useful than a reminder you are marriedAt this rate ,he'll be getting a tattoo of his weekly shopping list next
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