PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE JUST HEARD THAT FART
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CRIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So noble of you Paul
So noble of you Paul
Who’s going to tell Paul that’s being obnoxious isn’t a crime
Might as well of said he wishes for world peace
Howling that when asked what he would get rid of in the world he replied "crime" Paul really is David Brent personified.
he's just farted again
Thank you for replying I thought it was my he's off live now but basically he kept pausing and going away from the camera and then there would be this incredibly wet and tight sounding fart. not even making it up, I'm being deadly serious. it became more frequent then he left. this has made my day, my cheeks hurt from laughing
If I didn't know who he was I might actually think he was doing a Brent impression
I struggle to believe anyone over the age of twelve would speak such absolute twaddle and think it was interesting.Actually devastated that I missed it!!
Also Paul, if we were to rid the world of crime you'd be top of the list mate, your presence on social media is a crime against humanity.
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His new Tik tok annoucing he’s now taking applications for new women to speak to 
‘I’ll have a conversation without asking you to take your clothes off’
Ok but you were asking a 19 year old girl to send you photos of herself in a towel ?
There's thick and then there's Paul Breach and his dodgy 'tache.
Nah, he'd go for "age is just a number"
Prison is just a room...
That's actually a very common trait in narcissists. Insisting on staying on 'good terms' with all ex romantic partners. They cannot stand the thought of being disliked. they'll actually go to a huge amount of effort to stay connected to exes anyway possible. Very sad.
wing me just wing me it’s so much easier if you wing me
Doesn’t his ex with the kid have a restraining order or something?
‘Can I borrow an iron vibes’
Naaaah this has done me in. What the actual duck is that caption
Naaaah this has done me in. What the actual duck is that caption
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If he could invent anything, he’d invent a camera that shows your face if you’re typing a mean comment. Not a teleport to see his son, not a time machine to change his life. A bleeping troll cam for him to wank himself off to in his dads bathroom. I thought this man couldn’t get anymore pathetic honestly.
NEW CAMERA ANGLE JUST DROPPED!
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