Autumn & Pumpkins...😠

[Dolphingal]

I swear to god, what is it with these YouTubers going mental over being 'autumnal and everything pumpkin spice' ? Just bore off! Yes, we are all aware it's September now but FFS, all this obsession with pumpkins and hot water bottles.... Don't forget girls, your gas and electric bills will be sky high too soon so make sure you raid Homesense of every pumpkin ornament they have and all their pumpkin spice candles Oh and talking Xmas every two minutes... I mean, What In The Actual F??? Seriously???

 

[Oohthedrama]

Autumn.....
Tis’ The season for every basic bitch to go to Starbucks and Home sense.

BASIC BISH BINGO!!!!!!

 

[Oohthedrama]

I got all the above and a #gifted 3 wick candle on a mirrored console table! What do I win?

You were born to shop in homesense.
You win a £250 voucher for your nearest store.
Can not be used in conjunction with any other offers, can not be used online, on sale items, or on days ending in Y.

 

[Oohthedrama]

chunky knits

Cut that out!!!
“Chunky knits”
“cosy”
“Autumnal”

So many words I want to erase from society
And I love autumn!!!! I just hate influencers destroying the season

 

[Kittenclaws84]

Who are we talking about here GLM? For once I disagree. I quite like the fact people are getting in the autumn mood. I like how people change their decor to match the seasons too

 

[Oohthedrama]

Howling!!!!! imagine the nause of having to clear all that away to go to bed

She’s wrapped the fairy lights around her ass. Woman needs help.

I’m ending my rant on a positive
A hocus-hog !!!!!!

 

[PinkMermaid]

I live in scotland. We have 2 seasons. Spring and winter.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Ah man... I want a hot drink now

I can drink americano’s all year around, but I don’t Instagram it.
I think autumn is the season of Instagram tbh.

As soon as I see one pair of feet in fucking leaves I’m gone

 

[Oohthedrama]

The fuck RIGHT off photo of the day....

Because that’s not an accident waiting to happen. And how can she see the screen IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!


Strong contenders...

 

[Lars Guinard]

Could not be any further “off topic” but talking of fall/autumn

zucchini... it a fecking courgette don’t even start with me.

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You’re not reading that book and there’s nothing in that cup...
Stop it.

Courgettes are the work of the devil! Nah, not happening, never eating one. My argument is they taste of nothing.
I am noticing a few Americanisms creeping in with the influencers.
What is the obsession with getting wrapped up all cosy by 4pm...I still have half a days work to do, I can’t sit about sniffing my wax melts with a blanket draped artistically over me!

 

[Oohthedrama]

And the bane of the season.
Pumpkin fucking spiced fucking latte.

 

[Motherofboys]

And the bane of the season.
Pumpkin fucking spiced fucking latte.
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Talk to me when the Black Forest hot chocolate comes out I cant stand cherries but they use cherry sauce on that. And it is.... DEVINE!!!

 

[Motherofboys]

Then pumpkin spice candles in homesense are vile I had a sniff of about 20 different ones the other day and moaned solidly for half an hour after that I could still smell! give me a vanilla candle all day, every day!

 

[Dolphingal]

Then pumpkin spice candles in homesense are vile I had a sniff of about 20 different ones the other day and moaned solidly for half an hour after that I could still smell! give me a vanilla candle all day, every day!

I'd rather smell a camels arse...They're autumn coloured

 

[Oohthedrama]

It’s Autumn why does every mum blogger and Disney fan ( except me it seems ) call it fucking FALL......pisses me right off , it doesn’t make you look cool or relatable at all.....now I love all these pumpkin spice scents but it’s more cinnamon based than bloody pumpkin which really smells of fuck all.....as for all and sundry posting pumpkin spiced lattes they are rancid all you taste is fuckin spray cream

Could not be any further “off topic” but talking of fall/autumn

zucchini... it a fecking courgette don’t even start with me.

You’re not reading that book and there’s nothing in that cup...
Stop it.

 

[Oohthedrama]

The fucking feet, the fucking coffee and the fucking pumpkins with the chunky knits...

It’s sent from the instagods to make me angry

 

[Lars Guinard]

Autumn.....
Tis’ The season for every basic bitch to go to Starbucks and Home sense.

BASIC BISH BINGO!!!!!!

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I got all the above and a #gifted 3 wick candle on a mirrored console table! What do I win?

 

[Lars Guinard]

 

[Yel]

God it's the 1st of September, pumpkin spice will be everywhere. I wouldn't mind but it's so basic and the weather hasn't even changed yet.

 

[ComeonLen]

Influencers have just absolutely ruined this time of year for me I thought Autumn was about enjoying seeing the season change, the beautiful colours of the leaves, being grateful for the last few sunny crisp days we get before the real cold comes, but now it’s all buy buy buy, millions of jumpers and ornaments and hashtag Autumnal Vibez

Thanks for ruining my fav time of year you bunch of absolute air heads!