Did she not get enough attention off her parents when she was a child and now she’s got some making up to do?
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The doxxing was absolutely awful. Made me realise how unable she is to take the tiniest bit of criticism, and feels the need to lash out in the nastiest way possible as well as to invite everyone in to say oh no you're amazing. In fact, her eyebrows ARE terrible. She is a vacuous self absorbed attention seeker.
Loving the placement of that sign on the wall in today’s dance video, she is an absolute lemon. I’m embarrassed for her 
Hoping for her own iconic ads as well 
How bad is it that I thought she was older?
Aha! I’ve been looking for this thread for months.
I’ll start with the Friday dancing. I literally piss myself laughing. She’s like a female Michael Barrymore and someone needs to tell her to sit the duck down as she’s as stiff as a board 
Once she’s sat down she needs to turn off her filters as she’s now a laughing joke that she’s a prized catfish
I’ll start with the Friday dancing
. I literally piss myself laughing. She’s like a female Michael Barrymore and someone needs to tell her to sit the duck down as she’s as stiff as a board Once she’s sat down she needs to turn off her filters as she’s now a laughing joke that she’s a prized catfish
A female Michael BarrymoreAha! I’ve been looking for this thread for months.
I’ll start with the Friday dancing
Once she’s sat down she needs to turn off her filters as she’s now a laughing joke that she’s a prized catfish
I just read Astrid is age 54 no way I was sure in her 60’s. Her skin is like Madge from Benidorm, and that severe fringe is not helping. Looks like an alien though a good aesthetic practitioner could help her a bit.
Wish this would stop popping up in my Instagram feed (must bug the tit out of her that she can't filter these pics to death)
She looks so much better without the filters
That new window at the shop is shite
it looks like random graffit not the Bansky kind the challenged teenage type
it looks like random graffit not the Bansky kind the challenged teenage type
Can’t stop laughing at her prancing around in that yellow dress, all I can see is big bird
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Advertising makeup with a filter on again!
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She paints them on??
Omg she boils my piss. Every time she films herself on the bloody bike I'm hoping she rides THWACCKKK into a big branch!
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Well Simon doesn’t enjoy being filmed does he. 3 times he was shaking his head in those videos
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I feel quite sorry for him sometimes, especially when she films when he’s driving. That cringy dance thing this morning, he’s just ignoring her. I get that her Instagram account needs her to take pics and vids of the clothes but I’m embarrassed for him.Well Simon doesn’t enjoy being filmed does he. 3 times he was shaking his head in those videos