Ashlie Sugarrushed #13 Taking pills to lose some beef. So she can get married to the testicle with teeth.

[louderforthecheapseats]

She has absolutely no idea how to dress does she

 

[SunsetGazebo]

Pepper Pig…she’s so thick it’s painful

As thick as Pig Shit as my mother use to say

 

[Rabbit!69]

Natural thick hair in good condition, who the fucks she trying to kid

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Wow the girls birthday looks rather less than what golden balls and sidekick get
Wingers should hang his head in shame

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Need to sort childcare for girls on holiday?! Eh? Isn’t one of them older than Oz? Also can’t imagine they’re sharing rooms on honeymoon. Those kids will be traumatised

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

If he turns up at the hen day/weekend (which is highly likely going by previous occasions) then I don't know whether to think it's a major ick or a walking talking red flag

 

[Makingmemories]

Unexpectedly child free….be more unexpected if they had the kids….so pissing off on holiday which means the girls have been dumped as the precious boys will be with their dad
How can that pair not even pretend to be ashamed
She’s also full of shit, Wingers asked if I want to go and see Leeds at Wembley but the tickets were so expensive….the tickets are only available to members who’ve been to a certain number of games, not open to the general public. Hospitality also sold out the night they qualified…so you were never planning to just go away for one night…honestly she’s a fucking rocket

She tells so many tales. Imagine thinking you can rock up to Wembley and buy a ticket for a play off final. The only ticket she would get at this point would be thousands of pounds

 

[crazycakelady]

She’s going even more loopy for this wedding

 

[dangleberries1]

There’s a Lord of the Rings/Smeagol
thread title in this story somewhere but I’m letting someone else have a turn.

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Filler much

Bride of Frankenstein

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

I don’t get the gift bags? It’s not actually things for the wedding just pjs and socks. Unless the kids are cutting down the aisle in sliders?

Surely you just buy this stuff when your kids need them. Not make a big production of putting them in gift bags and making reels. Delulu.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Can’t believe she’s only just had it done and it already looks that bad

Can totally see where the real hair finishes and the plastic hair starts
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Will they see out the nuptials?

July but don’t know when
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Boys getting a massive fancy dinner out because they’re having to watch the girls in a dance show. What are the girls getting? Gruel? Surely all go out together after the show?

 

[Catlady1]

Why with them saggy fake boobies does she insist on wearing strapless dresses. She’s the best comedy account on instagram her !

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Can always rely on trash to produce some tacky gift bag full of quality tat….and she hasn’t disappointed….role on the wedding tackfest of the year

 

[crazycakelady]

Surly the girls are at a age wherr they don’t want to be shipped off to grandmas all the them

 

[Rosieposey]

What's the story? The kids had a glass of water and their glasses are on the sink
Too much time on her hands as per

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Was it the fat killer though? Or the fact she eats prison rations and goes to the gym? Save your cash folks don’t fund her and Wingers abandoning their kids again and again
Also personally bikinis have to match, that just looks like you dragged items out the drawer and got dressed in the dark

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Surly the girls are at a age wherr they don’t want to be shipped off to grandmas all the them

Living with those pair of twats they’re probably desperate to go and hopefully get a decent meal too

 

[Chezza]

I don't even know where to begin with this

 

[Rosieposey]

Replace the word universe with your meal ticket Ash now come on