I am looking forward to her ageing even more rapidly for the wedding as she continues to exist on birdseed and booze.
Will she go full virgin bride for the wedding? Or something a bit more appropriate for the grab-a-granny event?
She’ll probably do lots of aff links for various high street bridal dresses to get them pennies in and then get something that would t look out of place on my big fat gypsy wedding…there’ll definitely be diamanté
We need a wedding bingo
-golden balls giving her away
- girls dressed like the ugly sisters
-diamanté strapless frock (with split)
- I’m still going Rudding Park, but wouldn’t surprise me if she’s rinsing his every penny and going for Grantley