I think we’ll still see one last breastfeed with Ada once she’s allowed to move into the new house. I’m sure Ash is happy about weaning, but she’ll be pissed she never got a really booby, last feed video to make into a reel.
TNB is probably wishing he’d sent Ash away for the week insteadPeople put their cats or dogs in boarding or kennels for a week or so while they move, Ash does it for her children![]()
I was fuming at that. That’s one bandwagon she is far too late jumping ontoFound it really bizarre that in a big post about her week (including that she’s offloading her kids for a week because she can’t cope), she tacked on a random photo and reference to Gaza. What was the point of that? So tone deaf.
“The packers will still be unpacking on Saturday so Tommy will probably get them on Sunday”What’s the betting that she gets the kids back on Sunday and Alf is shoved to his new childcare on Monday? There’s no way she’ll have them both in the house together. I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous as having to palm your kids off for a week when she has professional packers doing everything for her.
She won’t even feel the slightest pang of guilt will she! She’s an abhorrent mother.A million % Alf will be in childcare come the Monday. If Alf is never at the house it’ll take him 10x longer to settle. I don’t doubt she’ll go running to Instagram asking why Alf isn’t settling.
Well, his thick mother hasnt helped him at all![]()
She’s got to keep up the pretence to justify the moveCalling it now, there are going to be loads of stories this week of her flouncing around London child-free, getting her hair done, shopping with Tatiana and getting lunch with her friends.
All with some crappy round-up about not having mum guilt and getting her pink back.
I was thinking about this and realised she also said “Tommy’s parents” where it would usually be “my mother in law” or NanaAlso interesting her wording. NNB “kindly agreed” to have the kids for a week, not “kindly offered”.
As if they are moving on Wednesday, have professional unpackers until SATURDAY but can’t possibly have her own children in the house. Mind boggling.
Oh, she’ll definitely have one last go on this particular merry-go-round ( then it’ll be some kind of breast surgery/boob job- not for the male gaze tho)I think we’ll still see one last breastfeed with Ada once she’s allowed to move into the new house. I’m sure Ash is happy about weaning, but she’ll be pissed she never got a really booby, last feed video to make into a reel.
I wonder if NNB has disagreed with the London move. They’re further away from her. She must know Alf has additional needs and London is the last place he will get all the right support. I wonder if that’s why Ash’s cold hearted parents have done the move and NNB is clutching onto the kids for dear life because their whole lives are about to go to pot.So she can live her high life in London with the friends that wouldn't make the journey to see her in Essex? I feel for those "friends" they've lost their long travel excuse. Unless this new house and their childcare is incredible, both ashley and Tommy have lost their minds.