Ashley James #45 The Science of Parenting - won’t sleep? Won’t eat? Prolapse? Soft play!

[Tank Girl]

I’m sorry WHAT are those shoes

 

[Raa]

How does she plan to get Alf to switch from peeing outside in the flowers to peeing inside on a potty? I can’t help but feel she’s making things harder for herself in the long run….

It will last so long then she’ll have a rant about it isn’t working in the long term then make it someone else’s problem

 

[Lurker121]

Hang on I’m confused. Are we still in the same day where Ash did a full face of make up by 3pm so TNB could watch the football?
But they went out for the day?

football was yesterday wasn’t it? Girls day out was today.

 

[Tank Girl]

It’s still on her stories I’d say

Do we have the receipts for this? It's so good I need to see it first hand

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

When you try so hard not to blink that you stare instead

Also, as she keeps using them incorrectly

 

[Multi-21]

Do we have the receipts for this? It's so good I need to see it first hand

Post 742 on this thread has a screenshot

 

[Tank Girl]

She'll be expecting NNB to travel into London everytime she needs some childcare, probably everyday judging by those nursery prices.

She doesn't work full time 5 days a week. She could have them in nursery a few mornings when she's on the TV for 5mins & play dress up for insta.
I'm still baffled why she had kids if she doesn't want to spend any time with them?

For content.

 

[crunkysnacks15]

Everything is trying to escape.

I would if i were them too … anything to get away from her

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

They have a gardener called Daisy on now

And she has a dog

 

[piquant]

Dobby didn’t even get Ashley a banana. She had to venture down the moving staircases to retrieve one herself. Hiding all socks whilst she’s at it.

Bet she won't let Alf or Ada read Harry Potter books / watch the films due to JKR's viewpoint

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

Embarassed that I ordered Tim Tams on my Ocado shop last week. They were on an introductory offer

I was fully prepared for my mind to be blown but I do think Penguins are better

There’s nostalgia with Brits and Ppp Penguins.
The bad jokes are the best

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Dinosaurs, lions and allowed out of the pushchair all in the same day. Better than a birthday for Alf!

I’ve scribbled over the absolute strangers she’s posted.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Firstly, she ‘went up’ 5 cup sizes when pregnant with Alf because she was likely wearing the wrong size to start with.

Secondly, the lady who posts reel after photo after reel in new underwear that’s never seen again is claiming to only have one nursing bra and nothing else

 

[Lurker121]

Fuck sake now I can’t use perricone MD anymore

Is it actually any good? Had been considering some of the range although now I feel slightly put off.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Ok I know I said the above but, this seems pretty fucking dodgy. I wonder if she’ll post flowers today more than usual?
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[Cady1954]

And in that moan, she hasn’t given one example of why it was hard. She didn’t say ‘Alf/Ada did this’. I don’t believe they acted up at all. Ada just didn’t go to sleep when she wanted, probably because the fucking wild potty party before bed hyped her up.

If I’m doing bed time with 4 on my own and hus comes homes I might say ‘he toddler smeared toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror. Then the kids refused to get their pjs on. The dog ate the dinner leftovers off the side and bathrooms been flooded again’. Her reason is that she ‘has to watch 2 at the same time which is hard.’

Should’ve closed your legs then

Or hid the turkey baster.

 

[kiraaarrrr]

Is it actually any good? Had been considering some of the range although now I feel slightly put off.

I love their ‘no makeup’ lipstick and the eyeshadow is really nice too

 

[loveanatter]

When I say I ran here…. WTF is she wearing

I didn’t read what it was about and I was like questioned why she looked like superwoman and then realised she was being serious.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

thanks and to saveybee too!

My child will start at the montessori nursery when he’s 2 and we’ve been on the waitlist since pregnancy, as well as other nurseries in the area. It’s a miracle we have managed to find a decent childminder. She’s going to have a real shock if she think she’s going to just walk into somewhere.

Honestly I wouldn’t put it past her to expect special treatment. She’s on This Morning after all!

 

[willowtree2]

Fuck sake. The chicken was cooked.