Ashley James #39 Fighting the patriarchy one breast out at a time.

[willowtree2]

Nice of her to let us know she’s bought Tommys parents a night out at the theatre to see her school friend duck sake not another one

I bet she pissed them off and she’s buttering them up for when they have the kids today

 

[yyyyiiii]

This is NO shame on Alf or anyone else. But she goes on about Alf being some sorts child genius? That’s why he’s not physical? Those puzzles he’s doing are for 18months. My daughter who is 2 weeks younger can do the 24 piece puzzles very easily, has been doing them since 2.5. It’s very obvious she doesn’t interact with any other people with children because Alf is very average?

 

[potatoface431]

She’s such a princess it’s unreal. I’m solo parenting two kids on my own, I’ve had to go and work a 10 hour shift on 3 hours sleep. Then pick up the kids, cook, do all the things parents do, then do it all again the next day. ALONE. Much like many parents do! I’ve had sickness and diarrhoea and had to parent whilst sat on the toilet for a majority of the day before. She’s an absolute joke. Parenting is hard for everyone but she really doesn’t see her privilege at all! She has a partner who helps, family who help, a job that isn’t particularly demanding, her kids are at childcare most of the time! She’s such a knobhead

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

This whole they feel secure so they sleep better is BS... children/babies don't wake in the night because they feel insecure. You can comfort them back to sleep, which makes them feel secure. But that's not why they connect their sleep cycles, they connect their sleep cycles because they've learnt to self sooth. Even after that, they wake, but not because they feel insecure but because of a bad dream, or tummy pains, or teething, or they're thirsty.

As I've said before I sleep trained (gently - not everything is cry it out Trash) but from what I can see my children do not have any attachment issues. They are so unbelievably loved, sometimes I can't believe how much I love them

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

How do Tattle ads know about her gloves when I haven’t googled them!

 

[sasbeep]

A 3 piece jigsaw puzzle at 3 years old does not a genius make

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Yeah that’s… a completely expected and average thing for a 3 year old to be doing. Also a very ‘young’ present to give to a three year old. Do we think Ash had a gift list? Where are the monster trucks etc?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Those are the puzzles we got my 18 month old for Christmas. That’s the appropriate level, two at a stretch? My “gifted” children were doing 50 piece puzzles at two, and 100 piece puzzles solo by three. Sorry Ash.
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Actually, I lie. Those puzzles didn’t even connect together? So they’re actually easier because you don’t have to manipulate them.
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It’s very obvious she doesn’t interact with any other people with children because Alf is very average?

Average is a generous description. No shame to him at all.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

How can she advertise a bleeping cot bumper and then tell people to research safe sleeping and bumpers in the same sentence? There is no safe sleeping with bumpers and the research has been done. And guess what? it’s bleeping unsafe and dangerous. The woman is totally ignorant and arrogant.

 

[Larahk]

'Lots of questions about Alf's bed'

The only questions people should be asking is WTF is that dangerous and unnecessary bed situation and why does it sound like a jet is about to take off from under the duvet?

 

[Yikesareyouserious]

"She's noticed my glutes are very weak..."

No tit, geriatric pancake arse

Are her gym leggings inside out, I'm pretty sure that's the inside tag ...

 

[hadtosayit88]

Bloody hell that white noise must be outside of the safe level for no damage to ears? It’s sounds like a jumbo jet revving up to take off 🫣

 

[LoTiLu]

She’s also very quick to forget that she got sleep coaches in for Alf, which is a method of sleep training.

 

[Tank Girl]

When was the wedding? I seem to think it was when Ada was really little?

It was around the time they did Route 66 in a Campervan

 

[cahil]

im not sure you could even call those cards puzzles. Seems very babyish for a three year old. But she also just wont let him figure it out himself? like she has to make sure hes doing it right even though its a three piece puzzle like there arent that many options for what the right piece will be. even alf (bless him) can figure that out.

His speech in the following story. he is so behind now. I feel sorry for him. He needs socialisation with other kids his age desperately. the collection of infants she found for his birthday isnt enough. I wonder if he even knows any of them because there was no evidence of him talking to them, having fun etc

 

[Fuzzyslippers22]

Trolls! Alf's set up is totally safe because he feels secure and Trashs intuition said so

 

[okdo2022]

RIP Alfs eardrums. bleeping hell that white noise

If I hear her say ‘one of my friends’ ONE MORE TIME YOU HAVE NONE

Why does he need white noise at that age??

 

[willowtree2]

Actually baffles me that a 3 year old needs cot bumpers.

No kid should have them and I can’t believe she’s even advertised them but bugger me he isn’t 6 months old

 

[Raa]

Wonder if this is why she didn’t go to Aoife’s wedding in the end, and why she doesn’t use her as stylist anymore…

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The bridge probably knew Trash would have her whole tit flip

Yeah that’s… a completely expected and average thing for a 3 year old to be doing. Also a very ‘young’ present to give to a three year old. Do we think Ash had a gift list? Where are the monster trucks etc?

Just because she’s scared of driving means he can’t have cars

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Ohh she’s got her claws out about her old accountant! On the grid of her new one.