Ashley James #29 Full of Lies and Botox.

[DeniseRoyle]

Instead of filming kind hands, she needs to remove Peppa Pig from her babies face

 

[sasbeep]

Do we think she will even do 1 day with both children in the entire 6 weeks the childminder is shut?

Or will we see Tommy’s brother’s neighbour’s friend down to pitch in for the weekend as usual?

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

‘Nap trapped’ lmao. Ada is what, 5 months old? Her nap and feeding schedule must be fairly predictable by now. Do other parents have the luxury of being ‘nap trapped’ at home in the summer holidays when they also have a toddler to think about?!

 

[Lurker121]

I cannot wait to see what grand childcare plans she has in place for the next six weeks.

Alfie is the most docile kid I’ve ever seen. Just sat on that sofa, staring so sadly at the screen, not a toy in sight.

 

[willowtree2]

‘Nap trapped’ lmao. Ada is what, 5 months old? Her nap and feeding schedule must be fairly predictable by now. Do other parents have the luxury of being ‘nap trapped’ at home in the summer holidays when they also have a toddler to think about?!

She doesn’t believe in wake windows and sleep cycles remember? No wonder Ada self settles, she’s so exhausted she just knocks herself out

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

She doesn’t believe in wake windows and sleep cycles remember? No wonder Ada self settles, she’s so exhausted she just knocks herself out

Oh yeah silly me! And of course Trash never wanted her to sleep in her crib during the day incase it ‘tied them to the house’

 

[shovemytitsinyourface]

If they do break up... who will lay her pyjmas out for her?

 

[okdo2022]

An ad for one of those Stanley cups!! Like they need ppl like her advertising them!!!

 

[Chablis1]

All this spring cleaning? I reckon she got someone in to do it.

 

[YahBasic]

All this spring cleaning? I reckon she got someone in to do it.

Tbf kitchen won’t have taken long, it’s only the microwave that gets used for the All Plants meals.

 

[Chablis1]

Tbf kitchen won’t have taken long, it’s only the microwave that gets used for the All Plants meals.

Lol. If she was cleaning we’d see her designer Marigolds etc.

 

[willowtree2]

Lol. If she was cleaning we’d see her designer Marigolds etc.

She’d do it in her undies too but not for the male gaze

 

[Chablis1]

She’d do it in her undies too but not for the male gaze

Mega lolz.

 

[Mousejen]

Why does she start so many reels/ads in bed doing that fake stretch thing, she really has no imagination and it just looks rubbish anyway.

 

[willowtree2]

So she’s making out she’s been using the flasks for ages on her post but in her q&a said she only received the flasks yesterday

 

[ItsRebekahVardysAccount]

So she’s making out she’s been using the flasks for ages on her post but in her q&a said she only received the flasks yesterday

It’s so TRANSPARENT!

 

[LoTiLu]

Says this but then literally every single video of every single room in her house shows it’s full of decorative stuff.

 

[littlepup]

So she’s making out she’s been using the flasks for ages on her post but in her q&a said she only received the flasks yesterday

She's always got bottles of water next to the bed too.

She's on about 'cool Moms' again too. Why is everything with here black and white, fits in a box. She can't just have something or be something, she has to label it. She says 'everyone's path is different' yet in the next breath stereotypes Mums, Dads, Grandparents, men, teens, 30 year olds, 20 year olds etc etc to fit her narrative. It's as though she lives in a fantasy world.... Which I guess she does in a sense.

 

[MidnightRambler]

She is definitely getting desperate, Stanley can’t be paying much for an advert for a cup yet she had to jump right onto it and ‘do a shoot’

The well is running dry….

 

[DaisyDaisy87]

Sorry, has no one come here yet to say… bleeping WALTER?!?