Ashley James #25 No wonder TNB is always in his PE kit, the amount of running around after her he has to do

[Flossie2]

You just know she's hankering for a job on GMB ....in your dreams
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She’d kill for a regular gig on there.
Have GB news dropped her? I mean,I know it’s a low bar.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

Oh here comes the pivot to try out being a cleaning influencer now she’s done having kids.

 

[here4thenose4321]

Who’s on Alf duty today I wonder??

 

[Cariad]

Why is she taking ad to the gig? Surely one of their many childcare helpers could have watched her for the day? Also is she driving? I thought she was too scared

Obviously couldn't get her to take a bottle after all and TNB is working anyway
shell be getting car provided by 'the management'....she doesn't seem to have driven for ages

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Me too!, I feel like I'm cheating on Ash

I haven’t read the last 3 Hinch threads

 

[theaceofstace]

I’ve just watched the “kind hands” video with the sound on and am I right that there are three voices all talking to Alf? Poor kid will be frazzled with what to actually process

 

[Cariad]

I'll see myself out, I on occasion wear this but not to be trendy it's just for comfort as I'm generally doing housework, dog walking or toddler rangling. Nothing Ashley would know about.

Also forgetting who her dating track record was, is she a professional beard?

And she could save her money since she's always moaning about it by using vitamin e cream

But did you get the memo to wear a blazer and baseball cap?

 

[Bumblebee999]

I haven’t read the last 3 Hinch threads

We have to go where the action is

 

[Jjsb]

I hope she is packing a cotton sunhat for Ada, a wooly hat in the sunshine isn't ideal as she will get hot and no protection from the sun

 

[Cady1954]

Christ almighty woman just shut up!

 

[willowtree2]

I’m guessing it’s TNB boyfriend and Lucy Meck. Although I haven’t checked if they’re back from Portugal!

 

[Cady1954]

She’s thick as mince so hasn’t realised today will drive traffic here
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Let’s not forget

- Leaving him in a foreign country in kids club at 1yo. Calling him a ‘little fucker’ for not wanting to stay there, being unsettled. He ‘ruined their Uno playing time’.
- Wanting to leave him with a babysitter in said foreign country to venture into the town without him ‘so they could actually have a nice time on holiday’.
- Not putting the umbrella up for Alf so she could sunbathe.
- Late dinner reservations cos the kids sitting was too early for them and they didn’t want to go back to their room for the evening to let him sleep.
- Alf had a bowl of Parmesan for dinner every night when they munched on pasta dishes he could’ve eaten/tried.
- Gender dissapointment video being uploaded numerous times
- Taking him to the CM with a fever during covid times
- Leaving him with Nana and Papa in France so they could fuck off to Spain for her birthday last year ‘to actually have a good time’.
- Alf crying from coldness through winter. She filmed the monitor numerous times calling him a little shit instead of going to him.
- Filming aggressive Snoop going for him and not intervening. She left them in garden alone whilst she was in the kitchen. Alf wasn’t mobile.
- Refusing to buy him clothes and shoes that fit to get ‘moneys worth’ unless they’re hand me downs from Lucy Meck.

Omfg. I didn't follow her then. What a bitch.

 

[sasbeep]

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Do we think she's sussed lunchbox or does she genuinely think this is a message of support?

I love how that’s the only one she commented on too! The nasty one about revenge. Of course.

 

[Cariad]

You just know she's hankering for a job on GMB ....in your dreams

 

[willowtree2]

She wasn't even brought in as Ollie's girlfriend, she came in as a speed dater for Francis Boulle and stuck around for a showmance.

Oh my god I forgot about Francis Boulle and the speed dating I last watched it as a teen, when I had free time before I had kids

 

[MidnightRambler]

Can only women be relatable or not relatable now then?

 

[Sage245]

Apparently she was told what to play on the whole, as it was to be songs ‘with famous choreography or implied dance routines / moves’ such as Tragedy, Cha Cha Slide and Single Ladies. She also had to play the 2 songs that the ‘crowds’ were taught a routine for as part of the Stay Sassy dance workshop.

I’ve cringed myself almost inside out.

Hahaha. Thats really funny. Do you know what she would have been paid for her ‘set’?

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

More concerning for me is that she’s taking Ad while she gets highlights done. Nothing like bleach fumes for a newborn to breathe in.

 

[Mightbeasharpscratch]

So was she lying about the castor oil and rosemary oil?! Why lie if it was Olaplex?!

I had the same thought. So she can AFF LINK the shitty greased oil look?

 

[Heyholetsgo]

How comes she never hangs out with any of the made in Chelsea lot? I never watched it but it would seem like she was never in it from all the others friendships which are still going.