ToolaRoola
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Where's her stylist gone? I bet she's removed all evidence of ever working with Trash.
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amiallowedtoexpressmyview
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She is going to know that LL is a tattler now 
Well I assume he / she is!
Well I assume he / she is!
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InTheDollsHouse
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Not one to start rumours but there was a DM comment saying different dads
princess9990
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Do you think she could mention that Alfie doesn’t sleep, any more times? 
I was thinking this. When did she get corrective surgery? We would have heard no? Does she mean stitches ? I know there’s a big difference but what is she playing at here ?
amiallowedtoexpressmyview
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And then she puts all this on her expenses no doubt being such an ‘influencer’Totally. She’s often has him come several times in one week. Remember once to do two TINY plaits in front of her hair because she was “DJ ing “
Ss-ldn
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I suppose in a way this is the prep they’ve done. Palm him off to his real
I only have one but at the moment she won’t respond to anyone else overnight. I know it’s not always going to be like this, it’s exhausting but I can’t imagine a world in which she was happier being shipped off to my in laws so I could prance around in my knickers and call it work
No I screenshot it to say exact same thing, didn’t even attempt to tell him to move out of the way?Oh my god I actually felt sick watching Tommy shoot down the soft play slide straight after Alf. He just smashed into him at the bottom at full speed
Tell me I’m not being precious and that was fucking stupid?!
Saw that and immediately thought of our Ash
InTheDollsHouse
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They are such a weird family
InTheDollsHouse
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Bloody hell, only 2 daysNot even Ash knows where the hell they went
Oh for fuck sake. It IS completely normal!! What planet is she from?
And wear a 34C apparently.....
SUCH BIG BOOBS. A WHOLE C CUP!! I can’t cope There is no way she’s a 30! I think 34 is probably right, she’s actually quite broad. I’m not saying she’s massive by any means but she doesn’t have a little delicate frame.She hasn’t been measured properly. I know she’s pregnant there, but her back size won’t warrant her fitting in a size 14 top.
Especially as she keeps telling us she sized up to a size 10
She looks to be a similar size to me pre-pregnancy, 32GG or 30H ish.
Also lol that now she’s saying she was a 34E because they had already started growing quickly in pregnancy… so a C/D normally?
Fuck me the lies are just constantly. No wonder she’s always shattered trying to remember to them all
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here4thenose4321
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She’d need to be getting paid well if it takes her 7 hours to create that nonsense about a dyson. And that’s with people helping her. 
InTheDollsHouse
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Oh, thank you x
What she means is, he parrots what he hears on the tv. Some weird alien baby says the words and he copies!I love reading things like this
Ash wouldn’t know how to start teaching Alf things like this.
The 4 year old I look after also sometimes reads the numbers backwards so 97 he’ll say 79. No way Alf has ever ever EVER been exposed to numbers above 10.
She picks the weirdest things to lie about.
She wouldn’t even have 100 of the same thing for him to count? You know like the wooden blocks in a push along trolley, or small cubes / counting bears.
I’d love someone to study her brain.
Maybe he counts to 6 like we saw.
Maybe he counts to 10 because the childminder or Nanny taught him.
He does not count to 100.
littlepup
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That is interesting. Perhaps people are more honest in a formal setting than socially. My experience of exaggerating parents, like Ash's 'Alf counts to 100', is only social . I know my cousin wouldn't intentionally lie but claim their child is pointing to a ball if they were gesturing in the general direction. Blinkered by pride maybe, don't want to do them down? Maybe they'd be more honest when it came to it.
I'll defer to your experience and knowledge of how people answer the ASQs - though it wouldn't surprise me if a personality like Ash's would need to be seen as a great Mum, having an advanced child so err on the side of 'yes'.
RE the smear test - unbelievable she has the nerve to call herself an "empowerment coach"
InTheDollsHouse
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Tommy 100% does not sleep in that room
mamatowildboys
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well done to all of you. I can only imagine the joy that that one word brought after all you’ve done for your little one. You most definitely should never feel like a shit mum! But hey that’s the difference we all feel that way. I’m not sure if I’ve ever called myself a “good mum” or written it down. I feel like I’m balancing everything and failing at it all at the same time. “I’m a good mum” isn’t a defensive response to our poor decisions like Ash it’s hard for genuine good mums to say cos we are always worrying and wanting to do the right thing xEverything is for baby girl. Nothing for poor Alf. But, as she is a narcissist, it'll be interesting to see what happens when Thumbalina grows up. Narcs are notorious for being jealous of their daughters & causing emotional distress. So, it might be all sunshine and rainbows when she's a baby, but if she's an independent toddler / independent person who sees through her mothers bullshit, it'll cause major issuesaand of course be her fault, because it couldn't possibly be Ashley's.
She doesn't deserve children. She doesn't encourage / teach / do anything worth while with Alf. As many of the other mums on here, I often feel like a shit parent. But, recently - our Jon-verbal 4 year old said his first three wordsits been a long, tough, uphill battle to get where we are & I just couldn't imagine Ashley doing half
or anyof the stuff my husband and I have done. Countless hours learning makaton, making picture boards, Speech and language therapy, hearing tests, waiting lists for grommets. It's been tough, but we're getting there. I just can't imagine her actually mothering her children. How fucked is that?!