You can tell she hasn’t washed her hair as those are the same curls 



her hair must foy 




Can we add onto the listI adore skims! Live in them, the leggings are such bad quality though, rip at the seams and I’m sure I saw a tiktok outing Skims being supplied by ali express! I only buy on bi-annual sale dates though! And that’s just limited to the joggers, fleeces and the glisenette range. BUT CAN WE DO MIAMI BINGO?!
I was mortified for her when I saw her last vlog of her purchasing primark g strings, I remember buying them aged 14. Asher don’t you know gorgeous gorgeous girls wear cotton x
I think her hair is that badly damaged she will keep them in for a long time, we most likely won’t see her with short hair for a while given how thin and broken it was. I’m dead at this screenshot of her stroking her hair in the car saying this is the most amazing hair I’ve ever had- looks like Stevie Wonder blended it.
Also just want to say how lovely you lot are for the reassurance and encouragement you’ve given to the the person who had some reservations after seeing Asher’s staged videos
MIAMI BINGO-
1Asher will complain about the flight journey or taxi journey or anything that doesn’t involve time travel
2She will go gratitude overboard with someone serving her in the hospitality sector
3She will record Lauren laying in bed
4She will record Lauren looking entirely uncomfortably, cross her boundaries and then Asher will laugh at the camera saying Lauren isn’t photo ready
5She will call herself a tomboy because she she’s wearing shorts and a t-tit and maintain she’s not girly
6She will forget she owns a dog entirely
7Reservation will either be pushed back or no show due to them taking tit photos of each other
8She’ll get bleeping wasted one night and all evidence of bad decision making/egocentric content will
disappear
9Another tit tattoo
10She’ll suffocate herself in a tub of Trader Joe cookies
11She’ll be proper in to Darius’ set given that she couldn’t stand house music 6 months ago
Literally came here to say this exact thing. Sat off with your mimosas made with Manny airports finest Chateau du rit. Asher get a life bruv and wash your bleeping hairImagine claiming how care free you are and how much you love your life yet while waiting to go on holiday with your bestie you still have time to check tattle and do us all a little personal shout out! You aren’t really happy are you hun![]()
Considering we’ve not seen a bag, I guess she swiftly put them back once she found out the price hahaI’ve cringed to death over her in that sunglasses shop. Literally thinks she’s a baller on the admin payroll at spire living in a rented property with her bro in RHYL(there’s nothing wrong with having a normal job like I’m sure we all do, it’s the prancing round pretending she’s loaded)
That smileDeffo has a lock of Lauren’s hair under her pillow xo
I bet everything in that vlog is basically a reflection of her nowI'm sad for her that she's fallen into the influencer hole. That Q&A she did about other influencers ages ago was how I found her account and she was so relatable and genuine then. It's a shame.
She’ll claim jet lag in the morning but won’t acknowledge her alcohol consumptionI bet everything in that vlog is basically a reflection of her now
Stunning scenes darlings
Someone looks a little drunk for her 8 hour flight![]()