Asher Mary Lou

[leavemeeyebrowsalone]

Can we just talk about how bad her form is on that video in the gym

I was cringing watching that. She’s also a buller - saying she was lifting heavy on the smith machine? Your shadow says otherwise. There was NOTHING on that bar so she was only lifting the bar weight which is normally 25kg. Those landmines were no way challenging. She doesn’t do leg day correctly. You can tell as her quads have zero definition for someone that works out every day

And that is what puts me off going to a gym, thought of that kind of tit. Would make anyone who didn’t look glam feel bleeper about themselves

Don’t be put off lovely, people like her are a massive minority. Most of the time, people who are recording themselves are doing it so they can check their form. I do it as I have an online coach and she will give me feedback on how my form is etc. I feel a bell end for setting my phone up to film but it helps me massively. But there’s no way I show up in full face of make up with my hair down. It’s no make up, a top knot and horrible facial expressions for me

 

[Maccydd]

Awww thank you for the kind words, I appreciate it.

 

[Loveandlight2020]

Can we just talk about how bad her form is on that video in the gym

Looks like she’s picking a dog tit up

 

[B!tchesloveme]

It is absolutely dogging that she’s sprayed deodorant in her hairline, she’ll probably come on saying ‘Hi darlings, my hair line is white due to the deodorant I used 7 days ago’ when in fact it’s white because she’s black facing
And the extensions on her sweaty back JUST USE A CLAW CLIP
She for sure went to visit flourish management in London due to this page, she has has 2 brand deals at this time- LookFantastic and Hair Burst, despite her not declaring her posts as advertisements or PR. I can imagine they’ve called her in to say, either sort your tit out or we are no longer representing.
I doubt Merabi will gift her again given that she’s selling on the pieces. She should have donated those items to charity- I would have atleast some respect for her had she of done that. But no, she’s trying to pocket a grand from free clothing. She must be on her bleeping a.

 

[leavemeeyebrowsalone]

It is absolutely dogging that she’s sprayed deodorant in her hairline, she’ll probably come on saying ‘Hi darlings, my hair line is white due to the deodorant I used 7 days ago’ when in fact it’s white because she’s black facing
And the extensions on her sweaty back JUST USE A CLAW CLIP
She for sure went to visit flourish management in London due to this page, she has has 2 brand deals at this time- LookFantastic and Hair Burst, despite her not declaring her posts as advertisements or PR. I can imagine they’ve called her in to say, either sort your tit out or we are no longer representing.
I doubt Merabi will gift her again given that she’s selling on the pieces. She should have donated those items to charity- I would have atleast some respect for her had she of done that. But no, she’s trying to pocket a grand from free clothing. She must be on her bleeping a.

It just gets me that she flies to Miami tomorrow and has no intention of washing her hair if she’s bullshitting about not being able to tie it back, there’s no way she knows how to maintain them. I would put my house on those extensions coming out the minute she’s back in her hometown.
Also calling bingo now that she’ll be eye bleeping herself left and right at the Skims pop up that Kim K has just launched

 

[lshartley14]

just watching her most recent vlog, it pisses me off how none of the staff or asher herself are wearing masks in the hairdressers. someone should report them to trading standards considering asher is so bold enough to vlog it. if i was a client at that hairdressers i would refuse to go there after seeing that footage, isn’t it still mandatory in wales to wear masks in hairdressers? even if it isn’t it’s not difficult. covid hasn’t gone away. as someone who is high risk and lives with someone who is immunocompromised it’s not bleeping hard to put a piece of cloth over your face to protect others especially since she works in a healthcare setting and is going abroad so soon.

 

[B!tchesloveme]

It just gets me that she flies to Miami tomorrow and has no intention of washing her hair if she’s bullshitting about not being able to tie it back, there’s no way she knows how to maintain them. I would put my house on those extensions coming out the minute she’s back in her hometown.
Also calling bingo now that she’ll be eye bleeping herself left and right at the Skims pop up that Kim K has just launched

I adore skims! Live in them, the leggings are such bad quality though, rip at the seams and I’m sure I saw a tiktok outing Skims being supplied by ali express! I only buy on bi-annual sale dates though! And that’s just limited to the joggers, fleeces and the glisenette range. BUT CAN WE DO MIAMI BINGO?!
I was mortified for her when I saw her last vlog of her purchasing primark g strings, I remember buying them aged 14. Asher don’t you know gorgeous gorgeous girls wear cotton x
I think her hair is that badly damaged she will keep them in for a long time, we most likely won’t see her with short hair for a while given how thin and broken it was. I’m dead at this screenshot of her stroking her hair in the car saying this is the most amazing hair I’ve ever had- looks like Stevie Wonder blended it.
Also just want to say how lovely you lot are for the reassurance and encouragement you’ve given to the the person who had some reservations after seeing Asher’s staged videos

MIAMI BINGO-
1 Asher will complain about the flight journey or taxi journey or anything that doesn’t involve time travel
2 She will go gratitude overboard with someone serving her in the hospitality sector
3 She will record Lauren laying in bed
4 She will record Lauren looking entirely uncomfortably, cross her boundaries and then Asher will laugh at the camera saying Lauren isn’t photo ready
5 She will call herself a tomboy because she she’s wearing shorts and a t-tit and maintain she’s not girly
6 She will forget she owns a dog entirely
7 Reservation will either be pushed back or no show due to them taking tit photos of each other
8 She’ll get bleeping wasted one night and all evidence of bad decision making/egocentric content will disappear
9 Another tit tattoo
10 She’ll suffocate herself in a tub of Trader Joe cookies
11 She’ll be proper in to Darius’ set given that she couldn’t stand house music 6 months ago

 

[Anna Delvey]

I adore skims! Live in them, the leggings are such bad quality though, rip at the seams and I’m sure I saw a tiktok outing Skims being supplied by ali express! I only buy on bi-annual sale dates though! And that’s just limited to the joggers, fleeces and the glisenette range. BUT CAN WE DO MIAMI BINGO?!
I was mortified for her when I saw her last vlog of her purchasing primark g strings, I remember buying them aged 14. Asher don’t you know gorgeous gorgeous girls wear cotton x
I think her hair is that badly damaged she will keep them in for a long time, we most likely won’t see her with short hair for a while given how thin and broken it was. I’m dead at this screenshot of her stroking her hair in the car saying this is the most amazing hair I’ve ever had- looks like Stevie Wonder blended it.
Also just want to say how lovely you lot are for the reassurance and encouragement you’ve given to the the person who had some reservations after seeing Asher’s staged videos

MIAMI BINGO-
1 Asher will complain about the flight journey or taxi journey or anything that doesn’t involve time travel
2 She will go gratitude overboard with someone serving her in the hospitality sector
3 She will record Lauren laying in bed
4 She will record Lauren looking entirely uncomfortably, cross her boundaries and then Asher will laugh at the camera saying Lauren isn’t photo ready
5 She will call herself a tomboy because she she’s wearing shorts and a t-tit and maintain she’s not girly
6 She will forget she owns a dog entirely
7 Reservation will either be pushed back or no show due to them taking tit photos of each other
8 She’ll get bleeping wasted one night and all evidence of bad decision making/egocentric content will disappear
9 Another tit tattoo
10 She’ll suffocate herself in a tub of Trader Joe cookies
11 She’ll be proper in to Darius’ set given that she couldn’t stand house music 6 months ago

I AM bleeping HOWLING AT THIS

the fact she hasn’t washed her hair today and she’s going on holiday she’s so bleeping dirty!!!!

 

[Scous1234xox]

13. Some sort of marriage reference

 

[lshartley14]

13. Some sort of marriage reference

14. she’ll befriend someone at the hotel they stay at and become soulmates and they’ll do anything and everything for her and they’ll be gods gift

 

[Sazife]

I mean I don’t criticise people in the gym but she’s a special exception for being a bellend. She had the improper form squatting not having a neutral back which create a ‘bum wink’ on her way back up

She’s clearly only making so much effort for the guy as she thinks she’ll find her husband there and she’s only given herself a year to find him

 

[greycurtainxo]

She may as well keep her money and not even bother going to Miami.. we’ve all just bleeping been there for her with that bingo I feel sorry for that poor dog. I LOVE my dog and I could never ever leave him like she does all the time

 

[lshartley14]

SHOCK HORROR!!! first ever AD i’ve seen her do miracles do happen guys let’s remember this sacred day. must be sad when the only people who want to sponser you is primark x

 

[Anna Delvey]

SHOCK HORROR!!! first ever AD i’ve seen her do miracles do happen guys let’s remember this sacred day. must be sad when the only people who want to sponser you is primark x

Only cause she’s read and she’s worried we’re all gonna grass her in

 

[Loveandlight2020]

14. she’ll befriend someone at the hotel they stay at and become soulmates and they’ll do anything and everything for her and they’ll be gods gift

15. She will upload a story shotting tequila like the bad bishshe is

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

Honestly ive been to Miami and im sorry to say I hated it. Its grubby, full of pretentious people off their face on drugs and if you happen to/have the misfortune of venturing too far away from South Beach it’s dangerous. I wouldn’t ever go back there. Its also hella expensive, drink prices are obscene.

 

[B!tchesloveme]

And it’s for a company who are renowned for depriving their workers from basic human rights, standard pay and and ethical working environment.
And here’s Asher’s thinking she’s an independent woman advertising this tit house of a company for a couple of free fits

 

[Anna Delvey]

Honestly ive been to Miami and im sorry to say I hated it. Its grubby, full of pretentious people off their face on drugs and if you happen to/have the misfortune of venturing too far away from South Beach it’s dangerous. I wouldn’t ever go back there. Its also hella expensive, drink prices are obscene.

I’d disagree, it’s one of my fave places on earth. I’m even going back to get married (when Covid allows). I’ve been loads and there’s so much to do. I am a little jealous she’s going but then part of me ain’t cause she’ll spend it posing for pics and not enjoying it for all it’s worth

 

[greycurtainxo]

Hiiiii Asher love! Been reading here have we saying about your ma watching the dog. Palming YOUR pet off on other people to go gallivanting is not love. Choosing to put your responsibilities first and actually caring for your pet is loveeeeee

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

I’d disagree, it’s one of my fave places on earth. I’m even going back to get married (when Covid allows). I’ve been loads and there’s so much to do. I am a little jealous she’s going but then part of me ain’t cause she’ll spend it posing for pics and not enjoying it for all it’s worth

It was about 10 years ago that I went and I absolutely hated it. Each to their own, I can understand why people like it but its definitely not for me.